Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 15, 2021

What if you fail at being a failure?

Starbucks is not an option! It’s a lifestyle. Apple isn’t an option, it’s a lifestyle.

Let’s all give it up for Pig!

Haven’t we been through this already?

good luck, Pig, at accomplishing all that

In your case, Pig, consider a trip to the meat packing plant; at least then you can be a success at ham and bacon.

I’m alive. For me, at the moment, that’s pretty successful.

Keep on truckin’ Mr. Pig. You’re bound to get some where!

The Will To Fail – Katie Lee

I`m outwardly calm, apparently normal,

quick to smile and slow to peak,

but I have a little quirk

a pattern so to speak.

I`ve rarely have ever hold a job,

I never finish my work,

I`m an affable kind of a slob,

a highly disorganized classic sort of a jerk.

I`ve got the will to fail,

the will to fail,

I have talents that I never use,

I try to win, but I love to lose,

because I`ve got the will to fail. …

What if you fail at being a failure?Then you have some talent

I can relate.

Don’t call it failure; term it as optional success!

If this committed lifestyle works, then that would be a success which means that he’s not a failure which means he’s failed at being a failure and since failure is what he wanted he has succeeded which means he’s not a failure …

Failure is always an option.

Failure means you have not found your calling in life as yet!

That’s life, man.

And we never failed to fail, it was the easiest thing to do…

I committed to Failure a long , long time ago

Too late, PIG!

My kind of thinking. :)

But without failure you wouldn’t appreciate success.

Pig should be committed.

As is acceptance……

It always strikes me as a tad unusual how Pig manages to get ink all over himself while writing with a ball point pen…

It’s quite true. Failure is not an “option.” It’s a “result.” Therefore, one will never “fail” if one never “attempts.” Of course, if one never attempts, one will never succeed either. So it could be just as accurately stated that “Success is not an option.”

You have succeeded in making a choice. That’s enough for one day.

His traveling head scars are a new way of presenting the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Sounds like the motto of the Illinois budget committee.

Hi I’m molly moskins

It’s the ides of March, watch for knives

How to fly – try throwing yourself at the ground and fail.

Failing forward is actually a great strategy, and it takes you places you would have never imagined.

me too, me too

There’s no stopping our Pig when he’s determined to fail!

And Timmy Failure is a popular book series.

Rule of Capitalism #56: You can’t free a fish from water.

Same boat. What happened to the oars? On top of that, I didn’t know the boat had a fountain onboard. Uh Oh.

Failure is an option, but it’s not cool.

Mythbusters

Maxim 70: failure is not an option. It’s mandatory. The option is whether or not you let failure be the last thing you do.