FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 11, 2021

Jason’s life expectancy seems like it must be getting shorter…

Classic Sunday this week-https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1999/08/08

The most surprising part is Perter has a girlfriend.

I can see a bright career for Jason with either the FBI or the CIA – IF he survives his “formative” years!!

;-)

Let the beatings begin.

I don’t know if it still exists but there was a revenge por* site with a similar business model.

If he lives to see 18, Peter might have a new business model for YouTube.

Just 33 years ago the first FoxTrot was launched. Happy 33rd B-Day!

An Extortion App?

Peter: Perhaps we can negotiate a settlement. You delete that clip, & I’ll delete my upcoming video entitled Jason gets a super wedgie from me & my girlfriend.

When was the last time there was a reference to Peter having a girlfriend? She seems to have fallen victim to Chuck Cunningham Syndrome.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChuckCunninghamSyndrome

Next up, “Jason Goes to Juvie”

forget 5.99, just the hope of life

Moooommm!!! Jason’s blackmailing me again! Make him stop!

Ahhh the joys of younger siblings!

I’m sure their parents assume it’s happening.

Fortunately, Jason is… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNjQXmoxiQ8…

A new form of ransomware.

Big oof!

It’s not bad brother or even big data Peter needs to worry about.

It now occurs to me after all these decades that Jason is on his way to a criminal career.

I didn’t think it was possible to delete from the cloud.

On the upside…those “Mr. Chips” are looking pretty tasty…

The police will be interested in the one where Peter confesses to killing his brother.

The real Jason Minus is when Jason himself gets deleted from existence.

Maybe he could pay the $5.99, then delete ALL the videos.

I miss Denise….she kept Peter a bit more grounded. To Jason I would quote the Duke of Wellington who faced blackmailers; “Publish & be Damned”!

Short answer delete it all now or I am going to pound you into dirt

Blackmail by any other name, …

Jason is breaking multiple laws.

Peter, there must be some kid in your school who can hack into Jason’s site and delete THE WHOLE THING.

Earth girls are easy.

33rd anniversery of foxtrot!!!!!!! here is some special trivia. Who was the first character to appear in a foxtrot strip?

Good lord, Peter is Jason’s big brother, and he needs to set boundaries with the boy. It’s time he pounds some sense (perhaps literally) into Jason and instructs him that it’s absolutely unacceptable that he does that to members of his own family.

Why do so many people think this is funny? This is gross and crass.

why are sunday comic strips missing for all years before 1996.nyone idea?

Jason is just a plain jerk now, like dude go to the high school and have the seniors pay you to do their homework for them correctly. Don’t treat them like pige cause you’ll just end up regretting it.

Peter doesn’t have that big of a reaction to Jason telling him about it.

This is called a product with negative value. You pay to keep something from happening. It is also called extortion.

XD

Well Jason is indeed a nerd.

haha

Denise has not been mentioned in a long time

I just finished reading all the foxtrot comics!!!