Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 16, 2021

Wiz and Blanche is getting their water from Flint, Michigan?

Algae in the reservoir again?

Someone forgot to clean the moat again.

Let the water turn green the green way – naturally.

♫ “It’s so easy to be green.”?

Looks like the bottled water business is going to be good for a while!

Free green algae with water. Rich in protein, carbohydrates, and vitamins.

They’re either in Flint or Chicago.

Unless it’s Irish creme I’m not drinking it

EWWWWWWWWWW!

If you tap water is coming out green, “DON’T DRINK THE WATER”! That has nothing to do with St Patrick’s Day. The water in just bad.

Ewwww!

“CITY SANITATION BUDGET RAN OUT, HUH?”

(wonders about whether this dialogue was the beginning of a conversation or not)

Don’t drink the water!

AOC and Biden’s New Green world?

I have noticed that my lawn has turned green for St Patrick’s day. The dam grass is growing. Soon it will need mowing. No Patr, just …ick

Better boil that …

Right on schedule.

Since it was brought up, let’s be clear on this. Lead poisoning happens everywhere https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-lead-testing/ https://www.njspotlight.com/2020/11/4800/

https://pedemmorsels.com/lead-poisoning/ It’s not just in poor or segregated neighborhoods, it’s in yours. And since the pandemic started less people are being tested and because more people are staying home, the numbers and levels will go up – if you don’t know, you aren’t going to be able to do anything for it. https://www.cdc.gov/nceh/lead/default.htm

Sewer water

So, on July 4th will it light on fire?!

Ha ha, everyone in Id is gonna die of cholera.

My trip to Paris, France in 1991. The River Seine was pea soup green.

The kingdom of Id has plumbing (and a municipal water supply)?