Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 22, 2021

“Driving by.” Snort.

P3 Yeah Coach, like we really feel like celebrating a season ending blowout, like you should get home and tend to like Gil’s needs so to speak

In all reality , What smug , condensing look on B&B’s coaches face . Yeah sure Coach that’s what we want to do is go to the Bucket and celebrate maybe the Fighting Illini will be there celebrating their loss to Loyola .

Later on the bus ride back to Milford someone shouts out Hey We Forgot Tessi , Mimi says to the driver Drive On ! In all reality , the bus explodes in laughter and cheers .

Given Covid, it’s a great season just to have tournaments, let alone play in one. No disgrace to lose when you have no answer for Christine Ferretti. Anyone else remember the Jacquon Case game a few years ago?

You’ll get a participation trophy with each order of fries.

P1 In your face you Milford runts!

P2 The BBA coach isn’t able to contain her smug pleasure as she collects Pedro’s phone number after Mimi bet Pedro’s services for a year on the outcome of the game and lost

P3 Who are you lady and why are you on our bus? We are self-coached and if you show up at the bucket we will get a restraining order

Coaches Held Hostage: Kaz, Day 51.

What’s with all the hexagons and pentagons in P1?

Driving by, not stopping, on my way to the bar.

P1, Yet another team that changes uniforms at halftime.

P2, Mimi really just wants to smack that smug smile right off her face.

P3, Mimi does a driveby at The Bucket to wipe out this sorry bunch that cost her a chance at a State Championship.

P4 Hello Pedro? Ummm…this is kind of awkward, but I lost a bet on the game and I need you to drive to Vermont to provide poolside services for the BBA coach…

Does this mean baseball starts tomorrow? That would be a new record. But maybe Kaz will finally reappear. Maybe we’ll finally find out what Kaz told “The Mayor” last baseball season.

What are you going to do Mimi, take roll and make The Bucket absentees run sprints next day? Defensive liability Tessi will be there batting her eyelashes, luring All Valley Conference RB Chance Macy into a prom date. Speaking of running backs, Charlie Roh was on the basketball team and didn’t receive much panel time. He must be held hostage like Coach Kaz.

Time to put on the tools of ignorance CK.

P 2: “…..Gil told me that you’re easy…”

P 4: “….Cram it, Coach!…”

Fist pump man has a kid who plays for BnB Academy

Soooo, baseball tomorrow and a Kaz sighting?

Did we finish the boy’s season?? Or is Doug’ still afraid of getting hurt and not be able to race. Plus Doug still has to get Vic a sweet ride before prom.

So….what kind of stupidity is Tessie going to pull off at The Bucket?

I’m not actually up on this. I assume the playdowns are one-and-done?

P4: “Sorry coach, the Snarkers won out and we’re onto the base/softball story tomorrow.”

That was fast….

P-4: Their Mediterranean Plate has a great season(ing)

A very punchable face in P2.

P1 – Are the Bulldogs that talented that the girl can shoot a jump shop horizontally? I mean, does she have a 60" vertical leap?

P2 – Wow! If that isn’t the smuggest, most patronizing opposing coach ever. Too bad we’ll never see her again, I’d like to hate on her along with Coach Drool more often. And what’s with Mimi, wearing PURPLE for the big playoff game?

P3 – “No way in hell I step foot inside that dive, but I will drive by and peer in the windows on my way to see Pedro.”

Like I said the other day, you can bank on whenever the girls make a rare playoff appearance, they will lose right off the bat. Never a magical run for them.

And speaking of magical, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is downright magical. Well maybe not magical. Mediocre, that’s what I meant!

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Milford’s loss busted no one’s bracket. But prom scene now imminent. Any bets on what it is?

I guess Marty was right. She should have been worried about Crate and Barrel

P1- Hard to believe she can play basketball with a 7 inch left forearm.

WE’RE NO. 2! WE’RE NO. 2! WE’RE NO. 2!…

How do the Thorpe keep their jobs? Teams always choke!