Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 23, 2021

It’ll say it is protesting social injustice and will not be charged with anything.

Both

Oh, like your going to give him a trial.

So that’s why it’s hard to find a brick and mortar general store these days. They’ve all been gobbled up by a world wide webbed monster.

Often heard questions in recent months.

yes…

I see the trolls have started.

I tried shoplifting once, but I couldn’t lift the building off the foundation.

Well you can’t charge him with copyright infringement, he’s red.

“You put the cuffs on him….”

Shoplifting, definitely, definitely!

And if we don’t, we might just live to see tomorrow….

Both.

Why don’t we just go somewhere else while we decide?

I know the following quotation is gonna get all jammed together by the GoComics editor, but you’ll see how Arlo Guthrie was able to deal with this in “Alice’s Restaurant”:

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there / And there is, there is Group W’s where they / Where they put you / If you may not be moral enough to / To join the army / After committing your special crime, and / There was all kinds of mean nasty, ugly lookin’ people / On the bench there / Mother rapers / Father stabbers / Father rapers! / Father rapers / Sittin’ right there on the bench next to me! / And, one- / They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible / Crime-type guys just sitting there on the bench / And the meanest ugliest nastiest one / The meanest father raper of them all / Was coming over to me / And he was mean ‘n’ ugly ‘n’ nasty ‘n’ horrible / And all kind of things / And he sat down next to me and said / “Kid, whad’ya get?” / I said, “I didn’t get nothing / I had to pay 50 dollars, and pick up the garbage” / He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?” / And I said, “Litterin’” / And they all moved away from me on the bench there / And the hairy eyeball, and all kinds of mean nasty things / ‘Til I said, "And creatin’ a nuisance"

he is red, so he’s checking for election fraud

Oh no! There goes Tokyo! Go! Go! Godzilla!

Why are they both smiling?

Actually, charge him with both.

He shouldn’t be charged. He should be paid for helping the owners move their business.

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