Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 10, 2021

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    EasternWoods  over 3 years ago

    There’s not a lot of difference between a gold digger and a trophy wife.

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    EasternWoods  over 3 years ago

    Joke

    An old guy walks into a jewellery store with a gorgeous young woman. Says to the sales man. " This is my fiance. I want to buy a nice engagement ring. At least 5 carats. " The sales man shows them some great rings. The old man offers to pay with a cheque. The salesman says that the cheque will have to clear before they can have the ring. The old man tells the salesman they will be staying at this nice hotel and to call him when the cheque clears. A few days later the salesman calls and tells the old man the cheque bounced. The old man replies " I know it would but thanks for a great week "

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    OK boys and girls, what does this remind us of?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Love is blind.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    How come I never hear about “Trophy husbands”? After all, we’re all supposed to be equal now, correct?

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    wiatr  over 3 years ago

    Time will tell who won today.

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    gbars70  over 3 years ago

    And he happily expired that night before he had a chance to include her in the will…

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    Love for rent.

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    Masterskrain  over 3 years ago

    And remember… no matter WHAT the Pre-Nup says, the Lawyer gets 10% just for negotiating it…

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    For as long as it lasts – Lucky B$$$$rd!!

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  over 3 years ago

    Trump’s next wedding.

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    dnie1951  over 3 years ago

    2021 = Only males are “toxic”

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    monya_43  over 3 years ago

    She’s marrying him to get her hands on everything she can and so is he.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I have never heard of a trophy husband, but I am willing to submit a resume.

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    scottbruce  over 3 years ago

    I hope he kept the receipt,

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    zwilnik64  over 3 years ago

    They both seem giddy with joy. Who are we to judge?

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    TMMILLER Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Looks like me. I am an old codger with a 20 year younger drop dead gorgeous Mrs. I am the one that everyone says: How does a guy like that get a girl like her. Nope taint the $$$$ very little of that and she knew it!

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    Redd Panda  over 3 years ago

    The Groom…isn’t that Moscow Mitch?

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    She’s bought and paid for!

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    WayneTurner  over 3 years ago

    Because rarely do Young good-looking guys marry old ugly rich women.

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    Vangoghdog01  over 3 years ago

    I have a cousin that was a Trophy Wife. Not a bad deal. Her first husband died after 10 years, and left her stinking rich. @Concretionist: Yes, there is such a thing as a Trophy Husband, at 45 she went Cougar and married a 25 year old stud.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    I planned ahead. My first wife is my trophy wife.

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    DavidPokrywka  over 3 years ago

    I am sure that a “Trophy Husband” is married to a female Hip Hop “Rap Singer”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “So could we interest you in the Ivana model, the Marla model, or the Melania model? But oh, I see you’ve already got your eye on our shiny new Ivanka model …”

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    JH&Cats  over 3 years ago

    Not sure who got the better deal between my parents: Either she was the Spoils of War, or he was the Last Ticket Out of Postwar Germany. At the same time, she was “nearly too old” to marry in those days, but he had to settle for the “Leah” sister, because the much younger “Rachel” was already married.

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    franki_g  over 3 years ago

    and all her friends sent her Get Will cards

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    I love the fact that they’ve got married in a shop selling trophies – trophy husband/ trophy wife?

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    Ren Rodee  over 3 years ago

    Who’s the trophy? Money or the Honey?

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