HLARIOUS. Good question Blanche. Ya never know…. Preparing for a pillow fight it looks like. We’ may need your vacuum or well be dancing with brooms for a week.
Capt Jack Sparrow had this same problem after he reclaimed the Black Pearl in the form of a ship in a bottle, he was still unable to restore it to normal size. Kept the bottle containing the Black Pearl inside his coat. Next to the Rum.
Henry is going to crack that bottle over Allah’s blasphe.ist and dance the salsa. No RAT can escape Henry and Bong knew this wasn’t about The Wizard of Id’s WAND. We just got in a tiff over why the rat jumped in front of the dragon in the year of the ram and still isn’t Henry’s on a skewer.
Truth is you should never make fun of or question the logic a spell caster. Just ask Granny Weatherwax about how many people she has convinced that it would be better to take her advice, less she make a second trip to see them.
TexTech over 3 years ago
And you’re sure it was his wand you were talking about?
WentBrown over 3 years ago
Hahahahahaha!
suv2000 over 3 years ago
Never make fun of the size of a man’s wand his shoe size or his big ears
Gent over 3 years ago
Well, at least he didn’t turns you into toads or something.
baddawg1989 over 3 years ago
The comic strip censor in Pearls Before Swine is gonna get you, Sir Rodney.
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
Look on the bright side. You wont sink.
Doug K over 3 years ago
This reminds me of a Star Trek episode “Requiem for Methuselah” where the Enterprise is shrunk down by a character named Flint (played by James Daly).
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
The Wiz could preserve the moment by filling the bottle with some whisky. The Scottish name for whisky is Uisge Beatha, literally, water of life.
Coydog1 over 3 years ago
HLARIOUS. Good question Blanche. Ya never know…. Preparing for a pillow fight it looks like. We’ may need your vacuum or well be dancing with brooms for a week.
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Nice going, Rodney…you just HAD to go and pick a fight with someone who’s packing a wand!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Never giggle at the wiggle of a wizards wand. No mirth at the girth either, is advised.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Oy! Never say anything about the size of ANYONES wand!
blakerl over 3 years ago
Capt Jack Sparrow had this same problem after he reclaimed the Black Pearl in the form of a ship in a bottle, he was still unable to restore it to normal size. Kept the bottle containing the Black Pearl inside his coat. Next to the Rum.
carlosrivers over 3 years ago
It’s not the size of the wand, it’s the magic in it!
walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wand envy.
montylc2001 over 3 years ago
Reminds me of a joke concerning a African tribe witch doctor…..
Tentoes over 3 years ago
Beware of offending a dark wizard!
proclusstudent over 3 years ago
What do women wizards use instead of a wand? A button perhaps?
Cincoflex over 3 years ago
I guess Rodney’s there for making the joke, and Bung for laughing at it.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Without reading previous comments (purposely), that last comment could go horribly awry…
geese28 over 3 years ago
Wand eh?
jsimpso1 over 3 years ago
Submitted for your approval…..In the Twilight Zone
felipenollaFFA over 3 years ago
Is Blanche complaining about the wand’s size?
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
It may be small, but it is definitely powerful…..
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
The size of his what? Shouldn’t it be his wife making that joke?
Digital Frog over 3 years ago
It’s a shock for Rodney, but Bung has lived in a bottle most of his life.
Coydog1 over 3 years ago
Henry is going to crack that bottle over Allah’s blasphe.ist and dance the salsa. No RAT can escape Henry and Bong knew this wasn’t about The Wizard of Id’s WAND. We just got in a tiff over why the rat jumped in front of the dragon in the year of the ram and still isn’t Henry’s on a skewer.
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
So who knew Wizards were sensitive about the size of their wand.
BlueKnight1966 over 3 years ago
A wizard’s staff has a knob on the end.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
He should never have wished for a one-inch bosun. :) ??
beezzll over 3 years ago
umm, i don’t get the joke
SamuelMeasa over 3 years ago
Truth is you should never make fun of or question the logic a spell caster. Just ask Granny Weatherwax about how many people she has convinced that it would be better to take her advice, less she make a second trip to see them.
Strider Keninginne Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wiz, the size of the wand doesn’t matter. It’s whether you still have the magic. (Prepares counterspell, for we Dungeons & Dragons geeks are ready).
gammaguy over 3 years ago
They’re about to embark on a voyage… wand or lust?