Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 08, 2021

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    “Thank you for coming to my FED talk…”

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    He can’t makes it to em feeders anymore. Which is why he is into teaching em tricks to makes a living.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A legend in his own time.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I used to watch squirrels sort through the birdseed to pick out the sunflower seeds and eat them one by one. But I admired the one squirrel who would bury his snout in the birdseed and just eat and eat and eat and . . . .

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    They’re taping a special for the PBS pledge drive.

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    Pretty soon he’s going to open up a chain of consulting firms, he just needs some seed money…

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    whahoppened  over 3 years ago

    Wha? NONE of these are birds!! Suppose they used Bitcoin to pay to get in?

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    clinton  over 3 years ago

    And had to show a drivers license!

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    He may need to attend a Bird-feeders Anonymous meeting.

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    PaulAbbott2  over 3 years ago

    It’s a dilemma for me. I hate begrudging a hungry critter something to eat. But the Red Squirrels are such pigs. They set in a feeder and eat and eat and eat and nothing else can get in. And it’s tough finding a place to hang a feeder that a squirrel can;t figure a way to get into

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    EmmettWayne  over 3 years ago

    Fat-ted Talk

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    kv450  over 3 years ago

    Try as they may, no squirrel has gotten so much as a seed from this feeder https://bromebirdcare.com/busterproducts/ Now, if we could just do something about those @#$&* sparrows …

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Mark Rober’s yard is off limits, fellas. Much easier pickings anywhere else!

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    My first impression (just looking at the speaker) was of cats.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Let me guess. He’s going to say follow the fat squirrels!

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    thejanith Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, he certainly has the credentials to back up that claim!

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    I feed a squirrel an ear of field corn every day. He got so fat I believe I actually did him a disservice.

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    anomalous4  over 3 years ago

    OH LAWD HE COMIN

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    Mark Tully Premium Member over 3 years ago

    We refer to bird feeders around here as “bait.”

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    One of the 12 monkeys  over 3 years ago

    I refer to squirrels as fury tailed tree rats !

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    Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago

    These squirrel-proof feeders don’t work very well against raccoons. If raccoons can’t get to the bird seed, they will tear up the feeder.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 3 years ago

    There’s a guy who used to work at NASA who engineers a lot of interesting stuff. He has engineered an obstacle course to attempt to make a squirrel-proof bird feeder for his backyard squirrels. As they conquer it, he adds more obstacles. Here’s the YouTube link – ENJOY! https://youtu.be/hFZFjoX2cGg

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    There was a time that obese humans got extra respect for the same reason.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 3 years ago

    This is why I’ve always been suspicious of these Get-Rich-Quick seminars…If you really did find the proverbial “Golden Ticket” to wealth and prosperity why would you teach others and create more competition for yourself?

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    donut reply  over 3 years ago

    He’s pumped full of air.

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