Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 15, 2021

Why not both?

GOOD one, Mason!

Build a wall.

You don’t want to harris the border guards do you?

Rodney, just close the North border’s exits, the South border’s entrances, the East border’s exits and the West border’s entrances!!

Then when the King puts you on trial you can say you followed his orders exactly!

They still have a Borders Bookstore? I thought they were all out of business.

A sad plight, Fink.

This is bordering on the ridicules…

“Call your advisors, they’ll tell you what to think or say.”

“Make sure they write it down for you.”

The sounds too much like our British Prime Minister, Bojo!

Considering Id has only one-lane roads, would it matter?

Oooh boy the comments section is about to blow up

Illegal immigrants problems in Id too, eh.

Rodney and The Fink both showing that the kingdom is run by Id-iots!

Sounds like Biden.

close them both, just incase.

Depends if its Covid or tax filing time…

Definitely not the exits that is where all of the disgruntled celebrities are supposed to be headed. ;-)

Sounds just like Biden.

Yup, walls keep folks in as well as out. Lets not forget “Escape from New York.” I mean really, did the Berlin Wall really work? These aren’t lessons of history. Their our time demonstrations of futility. Let’s dig a moat instead.

Wizard going into modern politics

Get some insulting French soldiers to guard the borders. The taunting alone will keep everyone out.

Close the Borders Exits! We must keep the tax payers who still have money inside, don’t let them leave we need the cash.

Something I didn’t know until about a year ago, so I guess it is time to share it…

In the US, as in most of the industrialized world, birth rates dropped precipitously around 1970 with the advent of birth control pills. Children became just too expensive. As of now, roughly a third of the US population is from recent immigration, nearly all legal. The immigrants mostly come from Asia, and the approval process brings us a lot of honest, dedicated, educated people with a strong work ethic and a vision of a brighter future.

Illegal immigrants are a problem, but not a large problem. What would be a problem, though, is if a catastrophe – natural or man-made – drove millions of refugees across the border with no place to live and serious sanitation and health problems. The northern part of Baja California has a cholera problem, as San Diego sees when sewage overflows into the river.

Entrances if you’re the U.S., exits if you’re North Korea.

funny

Before or after hiring immigrant laborers?