Oh man, Tabitha. I feel that. If someone actually calls me, I assume it’s urgent and terrible. (Spam calls don’t count; I don’t pick up numbers I don’t know. Real people TEXT!)
OT I’m in an extended care facility for 2 or 3 more weeks so my routine is thrown off. But Elvis’s look of righteous indignation (but so dignified) is definitely a crisis.
Kind of a crisis? Puck, this is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it’s a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying ‘This Is a Large Crisis’.
Nothing is going to get Elvis out of his funk unless a bag of Kibble suddenly appears. I notice the Man is not present in the strip for the past 2 days. Well I am certain that in the feline circle he is now “Man/persona non grata” in the house so he might be keeping a low profile by staying outdoors or hiding in the basement to avoid the felines.
Oh good grief….someone go to the store and get real cat food before the entire contents of the apartment are reduced to claw shredded ribbons and all the shoes are full of anxiety induced over grooming hairballs!
Meanwhile in other strips, there is a kibble crisis on Arlo and Janis and over at CleoandCompany.net Indiana Bones has embarked (hee hee) on a quest for The Lost Ark of the Kibble.
So when everyone gets land line phones in their houses people stop using the telegraph. Then everyone gets cell phones and people stop using land lines. And now people stop using phone calls and…. transmit typed out (usually abbreviated) messages. Kinda took a huge step backwards there.
O.T-Just a question… Whats your favorite story line to date? Mine is 1) Finding Bea. 2) Goldie finding a home. 3) Elvis gets out and Tommy brings him back.
About 10 years ago, we were feeding a stray on our back porch, trying to get her kittens to be adopted (didn’t work). Once, I was so broke that I bought the cheapest dry cat food I could find.
The stray wouldn’t eat it. The jays wouldn’t eat it. The RACCOONS wouldn’t eat it.
The blessed ANTS wouldn’t take it.
How does Walmart sell that crap?
I hate throwing away food – but that couldn’t really be called food, could it?
For Swan Eaters’ readers, I wanted to share a link to another GC comic that I think would bring back some memories and give you a chuckle: https://www.gocomics.com/speedbump/2021/04/23?ct=v&cti=703083
McColl34 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I agree with Puck, it really kinda is!
Le'letha Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh man, Tabitha. I feel that. If someone actually calls me, I assume it’s urgent and terrible. (Spam calls don’t count; I don’t pick up numbers I don’t know. Real people TEXT!)
McColl34 Premium Member over 3 years ago
No, no, Tabitha, if it had been a CRISIS (with all caps), the Emergency Broadcatsing Network would have been activated. This is only a Crisis.
(No, I didn’t misspell that. Have you ever heard an annoyed meezer singing?)
FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago
Tabitha says the people need to text, but I notice she’s not texting.
dvandom over 3 years ago
Kebble, aka Walmart’s store brand Special Kitty dry food.
DennisinSeattle over 3 years ago
Give it up, go get some Kibble!
Kitty Katz over 3 years ago
Meat Loaf: I Would Do Anything (Per Robin’s Request)
And I would eat anything for lunch
I would have tuna or chicken or beef!
And I would eat anything for lunch
I would never eat Kebble and that’s a fact!
Oh, I’ll never forget the gray stuff that looks like stones
Oh no, no way!
Oh I would eat anything for lunch
But I won’t eat that!
No I won’t eat that!
…….
Some days it’s ham or bacon
Some days it’s tuna fish
Some days it’s chicken with cheese
And there are the treats that are such temptations!
Some nights we’re running around
Some nights we’re fast asleep
Some nights we’re all curled up
Or we might be all stretched out!
…….
I would eat anything for lunch,
But I won’t do that!
No, no, no, that I won’t do!
(Continued)
WelshRat Premium Member over 3 years ago
And so the crisis continues and the humiliation of the Man spreads…
Kitty Katz over 3 years ago
Elvis: Can you believe this stuff? It just can’t be true,
Is this something Tabitha and Figs would do?
Would Tommy and Sophie eat this too?
…….
Puck: They won’t do that
They won’t do that!
…….
Goldie: Will you cater to every craving I got?
Will the caterer bring Nine Lives and Meow Mix to hit the spot?
Can we have a feast that is fancy as well?
…….
Puck: They can do that
I’m sure they can do that!
…….
Lupin: I know the territory, I’ve been around
I’ll shred the TP, yes every roll that can be found
The Man’s shoes, cry of Doom will we sound!
…….
Elvis: I might do that!
I just might do that!
All: Anything for lunch
But we won’t do that!
Megan.naughton Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pucky in Panel 2. Hahaha. The “i know. I feel ya, sister.” sympathetic pose.
deadheadzan over 3 years ago
OT I’m in an extended care facility for 2 or 3 more weeks so my routine is thrown off. But Elvis’s look of righteous indignation (but so dignified) is definitely a crisis.
Robin Harwood over 3 years ago
Kind of a crisis? Puck, this is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it’s a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying ‘This Is a Large Crisis’.
Gent over 3 years ago
It ain’t no mere quibble about the Kebble.
zoesgramma over 3 years ago
And still the upstairs neighbor is not named.
KenseidenXL over 3 years ago
A landline?! WTF is this, 1970?! Does it have buttons? Did you get a party line?
LiamG.P over 3 years ago
Fight for our food-dom. The Kebbles will conquer us and treat us cats like slaves. To GLORY!
andycat Premium Member over 3 years ago
I love the gentle empathy Puck shows the woman with his paw in panel two.
TampaFanatic1 over 3 years ago
Nothing is going to get Elvis out of his funk unless a bag of Kibble suddenly appears. I notice the Man is not present in the strip for the past 2 days. Well I am certain that in the feline circle he is now “Man/persona non grata” in the house so he might be keeping a low profile by staying outdoors or hiding in the basement to avoid the felines.
arolarson Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh good grief….someone go to the store and get real cat food before the entire contents of the apartment are reduced to claw shredded ribbons and all the shoes are full of anxiety induced over grooming hairballs!
arolarson Premium Member over 3 years ago
Meanwhile in other strips, there is a kibble crisis on Arlo and Janis and over at CleoandCompany.net Indiana Bones has embarked (hee hee) on a quest for The Lost Ark of the Kibble.
Trespassers W over 3 years ago
A Sir Fig sighting!! Today is going to be a GREAT day!
D3athfl00f over 3 years ago
I love Figaro
JDP_Huntington Beach over 3 years ago
Maybe she can borrow enough Kibble to tide the family over until somebody fixes their shopping error.
rs0204 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Break out the emergency ham rations and tuna water.
cat19632001 over 3 years ago
Puck: “I mean we’re down here looking at dishes full of what appears to be used charcoal briquettes.”
cat19632001 over 3 years ago
Last panel – Elvis decides which shoes he’s going to hork in first.
cat19632001 over 3 years ago
The Woman can barely say … “Kebble.” Oh, the shame.
ladykat over 3 years ago
Tabitha and Sir Figaro Newton!! Huzzah! Huzzah!!
Santana over 3 years ago
A Man that we know just came from the Belmont Fruit stand
He smiled because he thought we’d understand
Then he held up the Kebble food bag ha-ha
He said it was the best in all the land
And we said:
No no no no, we can’t take it no more
What happened to the food we adore?
No, thank you, please,
We are very displeased
With its rock-hard texture we abhor
A Woman we know called our friends from upstairs
She cringed because her friend couldn’t understand
She knew Kebble is the worst brand in all the land
Neighbor said:
No no no no, take it back to the store
Fig feels Puck’s funk thru the floor
No, thank you, please,
It sounds like a disease
So please don’t call about it here anymore (no más)
Oh, go go go, please rush back to the store
We’ll wait right here, starving, by the door
Hurry up, please
So this crisis will ease
And then we can be happy evermore
(David P. Jr. Jackson / Hoyt Wayne Axton – The No No Song/Ringo Starr)
Darth Thespian over 3 years ago
So when everyone gets land line phones in their houses people stop using the telegraph. Then everyone gets cell phones and people stop using land lines. And now people stop using phone calls and…. transmit typed out (usually abbreviated) messages. Kinda took a huge step backwards there.
Fuw. over 3 years ago
She’s gotta do something about it…
kimmie260 over 3 years ago
O.T-Just a question… Whats your favorite story line to date? Mine is 1) Finding Bea. 2) Goldie finding a home. 3) Elvis gets out and Tommy brings him back.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
>Sigh!<
Susanna Premium Member over 3 years ago
I wonder if the wild animals would eat the Kebble or if it is even too bad for them?
Bub5g over 3 years ago
Wait do both Tabitha and Sir Figaro have kebble also? If they do, then that would be a CRISIS.
Ernest_CT over 3 years ago
Best wishes for a complete recovery!
sew-so over 3 years ago
About 10 years ago, we were feeding a stray on our back porch, trying to get her kittens to be adopted (didn’t work). Once, I was so broke that I bought the cheapest dry cat food I could find.
The stray wouldn’t eat it. The jays wouldn’t eat it. The RACCOONS wouldn’t eat it.
The blessed ANTS wouldn’t take it.
How does Walmart sell that crap?
I hate throwing away food – but that couldn’t really be called food, could it?
Maybe KEBBLE can be composted?
Biskits over 3 years ago
I bet sales of Red Ridge cat and dog food are going to skyrocket after this set of strips. I’m sure most of you get the code name.
efwjso (Sue) over 3 years ago
For Swan Eaters’ readers, I wanted to share a link to another GC comic that I think would bring back some memories and give you a chuckle: https://www.gocomics.com/speedbump/2021/04/23?ct=v&cti=703083
BillJackson2 over 3 years ago
OT: Poor Roscoe…
asrialfeeple over 3 years ago
The Woman should put it in a FB give away group. Or maybe it can be used to fill potholes.
Maizing over 3 years ago
OT: My Camera
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
The “E” is for extra energy.
knight1192a over 3 years ago
It’s not a crisis. It’s just the end of the world as they know it.
Mx Crazy Cat Person over 3 years ago
I love how Pucky is supporting the woman with a paw on the arm.
If you ask Elbiff it is a crisis.
over 3 years ago
No cat would eat that crud.