Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 23, 2021

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    McColl34 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I agree with Puck, it really kinda is!

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    Le'letha Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oh man, Tabitha. I feel that. If someone actually calls me, I assume it’s urgent and terrible. (Spam calls don’t count; I don’t pick up numbers I don’t know. Real people TEXT!)

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    McColl34 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No, no, Tabitha, if it had been a CRISIS (with all caps), the Emergency Broadcatsing Network would have been activated. This is only a Crisis.

    (No, I didn’t misspell that. Have you ever heard an annoyed meezer singing?)

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    FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Tabitha says the people need to text, but I notice she’s not texting.

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    dvandom  over 3 years ago

    Kebble, aka Walmart’s store brand Special Kitty dry food.

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    DennisinSeattle  over 3 years ago

    Give it up, go get some Kibble!

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    Kitty Katz  over 3 years ago

    Meat Loaf: I Would Do Anything (Per Robin’s Request)

    And I would eat anything for lunch

    I would have tuna or chicken or beef!

    And I would eat anything for lunch

    I would never eat Kebble and that’s a fact!

    Oh, I’ll never forget the gray stuff that looks like stones

    Oh no, no way!

    Oh I would eat anything for lunch

    But I won’t eat that!

    No I won’t eat that!

    …….

    Some days it’s ham or bacon

    Some days it’s tuna fish

    Some days it’s chicken with cheese

    And there are the treats that are such temptations!

    Some nights we’re running around

    Some nights we’re fast asleep

    Some nights we’re all curled up

    Or we might be all stretched out!

    …….

    I would eat anything for lunch,

    But I won’t do that!

    No, no, no, that I won’t do!

    (Continued)

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And so the crisis continues and the humiliation of the Man spreads…

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    Kitty Katz  over 3 years ago

    Elvis: Can you believe this stuff? It just can’t be true,

    Is this something Tabitha and Figs would do?

    Would Tommy and Sophie eat this too?

    …….

    Puck: They won’t do that

    They won’t do that!

    …….

    Goldie: Will you cater to every craving I got?

    Will the caterer bring Nine Lives and Meow Mix to hit the spot?

    Can we have a feast that is fancy as well?

    …….

    Puck: They can do that

    I’m sure they can do that!

    …….

    Lupin: I know the territory, I’ve been around

    I’ll shred the TP, yes every roll that can be found

    The Man’s shoes, cry of Doom will we sound!

    …….

    Elvis: I might do that!

    I just might do that!

    All: Anything for lunch

    But we won’t do that!

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    Megan.naughton Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pucky in Panel 2. Hahaha. The “i know. I feel ya, sister.” sympathetic pose.

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    deadheadzan  over 3 years ago

    OT I’m in an extended care facility for 2 or 3 more weeks so my routine is thrown off. But Elvis’s look of righteous indignation (but so dignified) is definitely a crisis.

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    Robin Harwood  over 3 years ago

    Kind of a crisis? Puck, this is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it’s a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying ‘This Is a Large Crisis’.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    It ain’t no mere quibble about the Kebble.

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    zoesgramma  over 3 years ago

    And still the upstairs neighbor is not named.

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    KenseidenXL  over 3 years ago

    A landline?! WTF is this, 1970?! Does it have buttons? Did you get a party line?

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    LiamG.P  over 3 years ago

    Fight for our food-dom. The Kebbles will conquer us and treat us cats like slaves. To GLORY!

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    andycat Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I love the gentle empathy Puck shows the woman with his paw in panel two.

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    TampaFanatic1  over 3 years ago

    Nothing is going to get Elvis out of his funk unless a bag of Kibble suddenly appears. I notice the Man is not present in the strip for the past 2 days. Well I am certain that in the feline circle he is now “Man/persona non grata” in the house so he might be keeping a low profile by staying outdoors or hiding in the basement to avoid the felines.

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    arolarson Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oh good grief….someone go to the store and get real cat food before the entire contents of the apartment are reduced to claw shredded ribbons and all the shoes are full of anxiety induced over grooming hairballs!

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    arolarson Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Meanwhile in other strips, there is a kibble crisis on Arlo and Janis and over at CleoandCompany.net Indiana Bones has embarked (hee hee) on a quest for The Lost Ark of the Kibble.

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    Trespassers W  over 3 years ago

    A Sir Fig sighting!! Today is going to be a GREAT day!

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    D3athfl00f  over 3 years ago

    I love Figaro

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  over 3 years ago

    Maybe she can borrow enough Kibble to tide the family over until somebody fixes their shopping error.

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    rs0204 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Break out the emergency ham rations and tuna water.

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    cat19632001  over 3 years ago

    Puck: “I mean we’re down here looking at dishes full of what appears to be used charcoal briquettes.”

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    cat19632001  over 3 years ago

    Last panel – Elvis decides which shoes he’s going to hork in first.

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    cat19632001  over 3 years ago

    The Woman can barely say … “Kebble.” Oh, the shame.

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    ladykat  over 3 years ago

    Tabitha and Sir Figaro Newton!! Huzzah! Huzzah!!

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    Santana  over 3 years ago

    A Man that we know just came from the Belmont Fruit stand

    He smiled because he thought we’d understand

    Then he held up the Kebble food bag ha-ha

    He said it was the best in all the land

    And we said:

    No no no no, we can’t take it no more

    What happened to the food we adore?

    No, thank you, please,

    We are very displeased

    With its rock-hard texture we abhor

    A Woman we know called our friends from upstairs

    She cringed because her friend couldn’t understand

    She knew Kebble is the worst brand in all the land

    Neighbor said:

    No no no no, take it back to the store

    Fig feels Puck’s funk thru the floor

    No, thank you, please,

    It sounds like a disease

    So please don’t call about it here anymore (no más)

    Oh, go go go, please rush back to the store

    We’ll wait right here, starving, by the door

    Hurry up, please

    So this crisis will ease

    And then we can be happy evermore

    (David P. Jr. Jackson / Hoyt Wayne Axton – The No No Song/Ringo Starr)

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    Darth Thespian  over 3 years ago

    So when everyone gets land line phones in their houses people stop using the telegraph. Then everyone gets cell phones and people stop using land lines. And now people stop using phone calls and…. transmit typed out (usually abbreviated) messages. Kinda took a huge step backwards there.

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    Fuw.  over 3 years ago

    She’s gotta do something about it…

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    kimmie260  over 3 years ago

    O.T-Just a question… Whats your favorite story line to date? Mine is 1) Finding Bea. 2) Goldie finding a home. 3) Elvis gets out and Tommy brings him back.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    >Sigh!<

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    Susanna Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I wonder if the wild animals would eat the Kebble or if it is even too bad for them?

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    Bub5g  over 3 years ago

    Wait do both Tabitha and Sir Figaro have kebble also? If they do, then that would be a CRISIS.

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    Ernest_CT  over 3 years ago

    Best wishes for a complete recovery!

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    sew-so  over 3 years ago

    About 10 years ago, we were feeding a stray on our back porch, trying to get her kittens to be adopted (didn’t work). Once, I was so broke that I bought the cheapest dry cat food I could find.

    The stray wouldn’t eat it. The jays wouldn’t eat it. The RACCOONS wouldn’t eat it.

    The blessed ANTS wouldn’t take it.

    How does Walmart sell that crap?

    I hate throwing away food – but that couldn’t really be called food, could it?

    Maybe KEBBLE can be composted?

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    Biskits  over 3 years ago

    I bet sales of Red Ridge cat and dog food are going to skyrocket after this set of strips. I’m sure most of you get the code name.

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    efwjso (Sue)  over 3 years ago

    For Swan Eaters’ readers, I wanted to share a link to another GC comic that I think would bring back some memories and give you a chuckle: https://www.gocomics.com/speedbump/2021/04/23?ct=v&cti=703083

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    BillJackson2  over 3 years ago

    OT: Poor Roscoe…

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    asrialfeeple  over 3 years ago

    The Woman should put it in a FB give away group. Or maybe it can be used to fill potholes.

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    Maizing  over 3 years ago

    OT: My Camera

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    The “E” is for extra energy.

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    knight1192a  over 3 years ago

    It’s not a crisis. It’s just the end of the world as they know it.

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    Mx Crazy Cat Person  over 3 years ago

    I love how Pucky is supporting the woman with a paw on the arm.

    If you ask Elbiff it is a crisis.

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      over 3 years ago

    No cat would eat that crud.

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