Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 27, 2021

I’m so glad Goldie overcame the low self esteem she felt after finding out she’d been abandoned! Amazing what a lot of love and the right brand of kibble will do for a gal’s ego!

Hmm… We are on a detective case right now. We have to be the best sleuths.

Gorgeous Burt?

Goldie, in my book you are definitely AWESOME!

Room in shambles from zoomies? Sure, sure. Looks ta me like someone came in, gave the place the once over, kidnapped Lupin and roughed him up. Yeah, dats what I sees.

Has to be Miss Goldie because she is awesomeness purrsonified! :D

But of course, the Great Detective herself!

Don’t you mean Detective Awesome? :D

Goldie on the case!

The Detective usually enters the play in the second scene…

The Case of the Missing Frenemy.

The woman seems to have an infinite number of charming vases and other glassware which are available for Lupinizing.

At a guess, Lupin’s sleeping off the Night of Zoomies. Now let’s just find where he’s stashed himself!

Could Lupin be …? No, surely not.

No, Goldie. I is sorry. I is busy and international travel is suspended. I can’t takes this case. You’ll have to manage with someone less awesome.

Someone pawsome. And a*meow*zing, like the cat’s whiskers. The cat’s pajamas of investigation.

Pucky Mason and The Case of the Horked Shoes

Hamlupin Burger: For my next witness, I call The Girl!

Enter The Girl

Bailif: Do you promise to tell the truth?

Girl: Yeah.

Hamlupin Burger: Can you tell us what you saw after Elvis saw the bag of Kebble?

Girl: Elbiff got mad.

Burger: And where did Elbiff go?

Girl: To bedroom.

Burger: Your witness.

Pucky Mason: Now did you see what Elbiff did when he went into the bedroom?

Girl: No.

Mason: No further questions. Your Honor, I would like to move to dismiss this case due to lack of evidence.

Judge Baba Mouse: Do you have any other witnesses, Mr. District Attorney?

Burger: Yes, Your Honor. I would like to call the Robber Mice as my next witnesses. Ms Violet, please come to the stand!

Della Bea: Pucky, did you know Burger was going to call the Robber Mice?

Pucky: No. (To Judge) Your Honor, I would like a moment to confer with my client.

Judge: Very well.

Pucky: Elbiff, did you go into the bedroom?

Elvis: Yes. But only for a moment. And I didn’t go into the closet.

Pucky: Did you see the Robber Mice?

Elvis: Yes. Alice had a briefcase she opened and then quickly closed.

Pucky: Burger must think he has an open and shut case.

(Continued)

Looks like it is Goldie and the case of the missing frenzied feline. I wonder if she will enlist the help of any of the robber mice for this mystery?

Maybe Indiana Lupin has gone exploring new heights. As you looked above the ceiling fan yet?

Maybe he’s busy ransacking the kitchen and eating all the food in there. Why don’t cha go and joins him? Them hyoomans could use some dieting. Heh heh.

cue sparkles and drumroll Goldie, at your service.

Lupin is missin’

All by himself

Some all-night whizzin’

Stuff has “fallen” off the shelf

Was misbehavin’

I’m lookin’ all around for him

I know for certain

Please, Cat above

My heart is hurtin’

When it’s him I’m thinkin’ of

He needs savin’ and

Goldie’s our amazin’ sleuth

(Andy Razaf / Fats Waller / Harry Brooks – Ain’t Misbehavin)

Who’s an awesome cat? Goldie!

Goldie is on the case. You Go ,Girl!

Goldie Girl, I give you a gold star for self-esteem!

♪"Why do stars suddenly appear

Every time she is near

Just like me, they all agree

Goldie’s great. "♫

“Just one more thing – “

Look in the sofa cushions. It’s always the sofa cushions.

Know anyone, Toots?

Kibble. With an “i.” Let’s speak no more of this.

Will somebody puh-leeze check the bathroom sink?

I remember when elvis got lost

For someone awesome? Someone awesome is already missing so who’s the someone awesome? :)

I know Goldie is a great detective, but a bit of humility is needed.

Well, hopefully you’re actually the “someone awesome” then, Goldie, and not somebody else. :P

From Dr. Zhivago

Somewhere Lupin

Is lurking after a big Zoom

Though there are signs

Of him around the room,

Somewhere a cat

Lies upon a background of white,

Maybe asleep

Right now he’s out of sight!

Some time, he will be found I’m sure,

Some time, an awesome detective will come!

One frenemy, will find Lupin, I’m sure,

Among white towels,

Or sprawled across the floor,

’Till then, Orb Friends,

Don’t worry, it all will be fine,

Mischief abounds,

New adventures will be sublime!

Waitsaminute. Would you believe she meant… The Amazing Harry Hoo?

Someone’s been hanging out with Sophie.

I wonder if this is a Quinn Martin Production?

Does Goldie intend to succeed in finding Lupin?

The Search for Lupin.

He’s probably locked in a cabinet or closet

Leave it to Detective Goldie!

Our cat got in behind the chimney once. Sounded like the fireplace was meowing. (Santa got out ok. Yes, Santa got stuck (almost) in the chimney.))

Would be a great tv show! And here on breaking cat news we have 2 cats with cat news!