B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 15, 2021

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    TexTech  over 3 years ago

    At that time, the flower will be mowed down and regrow while you, rock, will be tossed into the most out of the way place possible.

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    SamuelMeasa  over 3 years ago

    Utah’s canyons might have something to say to that flower.

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    But nobody has high expectations for the rock.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    A continuity “problem” – count the petals on the flower.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    What could have started this fight?

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    Vivi <333  over 3 years ago

    When was the lawnmower invented? Anybody?

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “And I can’t wait until they invent a jackhammer!” – Angry Flower

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    montylc2001  over 3 years ago

    Hhhhmmm…..if not for the rock the flower would not exist. Rocks erode eventually into soil.

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    This reminded me of MAD magazine’s “Scenes weed like to see” “department”, sort of… :D

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    Then you would be between a rock and a hard place…..

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Well, ha ha. You lives only for a day and he lives for thousands and thousands of years.

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    djtenltd  over 3 years ago

    Good comeback!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago

    How about a rousing game of Rock Paper Scissors…

    Scissors cut flower, Rock crushes what’s left of flower and of course paper covers dead flower.

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    Geophyzz  over 3 years ago

    But maybe, that rock is a chunk of kimberlite.

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    Chief Inspector   over 3 years ago

    I imagine you are a lot of fun to be around

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    BUT, while I’m stable, you’ll die off in the winter….

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    “at least I don’t die in the winter.” says the rock.

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    I think I know what the Rock is cooking!

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    Sounds like a rock solid argument to me.

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    wirepunchr  over 3 years ago

    The rock had such a cutting remark.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “schlog”? That’s a bit tricky to work into a conversation.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    The flower will seed out and then the rock will have more to complain about.

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    tcayer  over 3 years ago

    Talk to me in a few months…

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    GentlemanBill  over 3 years ago

    Is it just me or does it seem the speech bubble in the first panel should be pointing to the flower? Help me if I’m missing something.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    When they do (invent the lawnmower) best that rock keep his head down lest it be topped.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Tip for the flower: Don’t replay with “Sticks and stones…”

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    jnacombs  over 3 years ago

    Flower: “oh, yeah? wait’ll you see what dynamite can do!”

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    He does a lot!!! If it weren’t for him you would go floating out into space…

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    When they do invent the lawnmower, you Mr. Rock will considered an obstruction and discarded.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    Go ahead pal, explain in detail you’ve survived that hot molten stuff we’re all floating on.

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    Arav727  over 3 years ago

    be a while, you will probably erode by then

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    buflogal!  over 3 years ago

    To my mother’s dismay I have always appreciated the beauty in rocks; and carried them home in my pockets. A nice piece of granite is more interesting than a diamond. On the other hand, a well-cut star sapphire….

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    Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, first they have to invent lawns…

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    Ukko wilko  over 3 years ago

    Call for an herbivore.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    The flower should have told him I can’t wait til they invent the sledge hammer and you’ll be in prison being pounded on getting broken down into gravel

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    oakie817  over 3 years ago

    shearly you jest

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    wolfboy oz boy  over 3 years ago

    rocks can make roads though

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    wwward1948  over 3 years ago

    The bolder changes sizes. Shoot the artist!

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