To my mother’s dismay I have always appreciated the beauty in rocks; and carried them home in my pockets. A nice piece of granite is more interesting than a diamond. On the other hand, a well-cut star sapphire….
The flower should have told him I can’t wait til they invent the sledge hammer and you’ll be in prison being pounded on getting broken down into gravel
TexTech over 3 years ago
At that time, the flower will be mowed down and regrow while you, rock, will be tossed into the most out of the way place possible.
SamuelMeasa over 3 years ago
Utah’s canyons might have something to say to that flower.
rshive over 3 years ago
But nobody has high expectations for the rock.
Doug K over 3 years ago
A continuity “problem” – count the petals on the flower.
Doug K over 3 years ago
What could have started this fight?
Vivi <333 over 3 years ago
When was the lawnmower invented? Anybody?
Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago
“And I can’t wait until they invent a jackhammer!” – Angry Flower
montylc2001 over 3 years ago
Hhhhmmm…..if not for the rock the flower would not exist. Rocks erode eventually into soil.
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
This reminded me of MAD magazine’s “Scenes weed like to see” “department”, sort of… :D
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
Then you would be between a rock and a hard place…..
Gent over 3 years ago
Well, ha ha. You lives only for a day and he lives for thousands and thousands of years.
djtenltd over 3 years ago
Good comeback!
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
How about a rousing game of Rock Paper Scissors…
Scissors cut flower, Rock crushes what’s left of flower and of course paper covers dead flower.
Geophyzz over 3 years ago
But maybe, that rock is a chunk of kimberlite.
Chief Inspector over 3 years ago
I imagine you are a lot of fun to be around
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
BUT, while I’m stable, you’ll die off in the winter….
Chris over 3 years ago
“at least I don’t die in the winter.” says the rock.
jagedlo over 3 years ago
I think I know what the Rock is cooking!
dflak over 3 years ago
Sounds like a rock solid argument to me.
wirepunchr over 3 years ago
The rock had such a cutting remark.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
“schlog”? That’s a bit tricky to work into a conversation.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
The flower will seed out and then the rock will have more to complain about.
tcayer over 3 years ago
Talk to me in a few months…
GentlemanBill over 3 years ago
Is it just me or does it seem the speech bubble in the first panel should be pointing to the flower? Help me if I’m missing something.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
When they do (invent the lawnmower) best that rock keep his head down lest it be topped.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Tip for the flower: Don’t replay with “Sticks and stones…”
jnacombs over 3 years ago
Flower: “oh, yeah? wait’ll you see what dynamite can do!”
paranormal over 3 years ago
He does a lot!!! If it weren’t for him you would go floating out into space…
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
When they do invent the lawnmower, you Mr. Rock will considered an obstruction and discarded.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Go ahead pal, explain in detail you’ve survived that hot molten stuff we’re all floating on.
Arav727 over 3 years ago
be a while, you will probably erode by then
buflogal! over 3 years ago
To my mother’s dismay I have always appreciated the beauty in rocks; and carried them home in my pockets. A nice piece of granite is more interesting than a diamond. On the other hand, a well-cut star sapphire….
Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, first they have to invent lawns…
Ukko wilko over 3 years ago
Call for an herbivore.
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
The flower should have told him I can’t wait til they invent the sledge hammer and you’ll be in prison being pounded on getting broken down into gravel
A_Dilophosaurus over 3 years ago
Do you realize you are user number π? @LARDEAM https://www.gocomics.com/profile/3141592
oakie817 over 3 years ago
shearly you jest
wolfboy oz boy over 3 years ago
rocks can make roads though
wwward1948 over 3 years ago
The bolder changes sizes. Shoot the artist!