“All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local office in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your earth years! It’s far too late to start making a fuss about it NOW!”
Marvin the Martian in the X-2 with the latest “Acme Earth Demolition kit”. Bugs took his “Illudium PU-36” explosive space modulator. Marvin just keeps trying.
GreasyOldTam over 3 years ago
Must be making way for a hyper-space bypass. Do Brewster and Pam have their towels?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
About time, since those HUGHmons are nothing but useless pieces of space debris occupying that third rock from the sun!!
/SHNARK/
artsyguy65 over 3 years ago
(Gasp!) Oh no, it the Cyrusians!
Alabama Al over 3 years ago
Perhaps this planet interferes with their view of Venus.
momofalex7 over 3 years ago
Didn’t the Vogons use the same tactic in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?
Mungolikecookies over 3 years ago
Is it the Volgons come to demolish the Earth and read bad poetry. Get a towel ready!
Kali over 3 years ago
“All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local office in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your earth years! It’s far too late to start making a fuss about it NOW!”
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
The Vogon references are kool , but the Vogons would never use such a primitive device as a wrecking ball!
It’s probably he the Demolishers from Gamma Draconis six!
Gent over 3 years ago
Galactus likes his snack powdered. He too old now and has less teeth.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
I thought that last new moon looked odd.
Lawrence.S over 3 years ago
While the Vogons and a hyperspace bypass seem like the most probably references here we shouldn’t rule out Miley Cyrus.
YippiKiAyMofo over 3 years ago
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tcumming over 3 years ago
could have been a pool que or crocret mallet
ajr58(1) over 3 years ago
I have to get up earlier. All the good HHGTTG references are taken. :<
blakerl over 3 years ago
Marvin the Martian in the X-2 with the latest “Acme Earth Demolition kit”. Bugs took his “Illudium PU-36” explosive space modulator. Marvin just keeps trying.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 3 years ago
OK, no HHGTTG references, so…….. Based on the size of the alien ship, maybe they’re just going to add another moon.
LMPORTER over 3 years ago
https://youtu.be/My2FRPA3Gf8
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Poetry critics, flee!
kartis over 3 years ago
Vogons,
John9 over 3 years ago
At first glance I thought it was a tow truck. Maybe the ancient aliens were repossessing the planet.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Will we get a 5 minute warning?
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
Grab your towels the Vogons are here.
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
LONG Overdue!
Spider-UK over 3 years ago
Should have listened to the dolphins
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Reminds me of a certain hilarious Guidebook …
alexius23 over 3 years ago
This could be a shattering experience
ekke over 3 years ago
It’s all good, it’s for the new hyperspace bypass …
geese28 over 3 years ago
Looks like earth is in the way of an intergalactic highway
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Looks like a government solution to fixing things…at least that’s the way they’re doing it in Illinois, California, and New York….
Craig Westlake over 3 years ago
It’s part of a Vogon constructor fleet; the Earth is in the way of a hyperspace bypass…
RebaLioness over 3 years ago
Vogons!
Michael McKown Premium Member over 3 years ago
The physics of using a wrecking ball in zero gravity would be…interesting.
bakana over 3 years ago
This time around Zod has subcontracted the Terraforming job to another race of Aliens.
It’s so much less embarrassing when someone Else gets their Ovipositors kicked.
Bilan over 3 years ago
If the Earth is in the way, just wait. It’s only there once every 525,960 minutes.
Quabaculta over 3 years ago
So long as they don’t recite bad poetry!!!