Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 01, 2021

All you did was give the archers cuter targets to aim at.

Well, they won’t have to fight anymore. Their opponents will be laughing too hard to fight.

The original Love Boat pilot. Too bad it didn’t sail.

Nautically naughty – whats’ not to like! errr… where do we subscribe?!?

They’re Vikings. I’d expect a middle finger in there somewhere.

Is he sending a message or making a statement?

Actually it’s a great defensive strategy. You give the enemy something to target, other than yourself. With luck their arrows will stick and you can pluck them out and shoot them back

Surrender to us or I’ll give you a very bad Yelp review.

Put “Love” and “Happiness” and “Positivity” into the Universe and maybe …

Is that a viking shortboat?

Some of Lucky Eddie’s best work.

They’re sending out mixed messages… ♥

Sven Ericsson should put up the Bluetooth rune.

With the dragon heads pointed in opposite directions, they don’t make much progress.

All he wants is to lure them in, and then …

Reminds me of Woke Leftist Ideology updating America’s Defense with useless cultural fluff.

THANK YOU WILEY, FOR STARTING MY DAY WITH A BELLY LAUGH. . .OUTLOUD, FERCRISSAKES!

Maybe if you make it cute enough people will leave it alone. …like that ever worked.

Lenavid Troll.

Actually, I believe the first influencer, circa 1,000,000 BCE, was a wooden club.

i dunno… could confuse the enemy into a propitious delay

This is actually probably accurate. We know their shields were painted with various, sometimes gaudy, designs.

Using those newfangled lame neo-smilies I see-bah.

Give me the original vbulletin ones any day.

I am uneasy with the whole ‘Influencer’ thing. Just seems like a step towards keeping everyone in line. Smells Orwellian.

If it wasn’t for the sail, I wouldn’t know if that galley was coming or going………………

Don’t you have to waste, I mean spend, all your time on You Tube, TikTok, or some other social media to be influenced by an influencer? Since I don’t do social media, I am not getting influenced. For that matter, I don’t own a television so I don’t even get the old-fashioned Madison Avenue type influencing.

And on the starboard side: shields sporting the lables of microbreweries.

How come the boat’s dragons aren’t smiling!?

i guess they don’t know if they are coming or going either

The Italian word for influence is influenza, and I always heard that was something to be avoided.

Hagar would be sooooo embarrassed if his long boat were so adorned.

It’s a trick. They’re pretending to be friendly.

Archers would try to avoid hitting the shields.

Test patterns for the cameras.