Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 23, 2021

His Majesty’s Secret Service, ladies and gentlemen!

At least they’re pretty dexterous.

Takes talent to deliver a beer by catapult. Gotta love that "fatoing’!

Good aiming.

Drinking on the job? If this wasn’t the middle ages when beer was safer then the water. I’d say Fink needed to change his workplace regulations.

Next: Pizza!

The king should be happy that they beer him in mind!

What are friends for, right?

Better that they’re drunks and not plotting to overthrow the king.

Good thing they didn’t have carbonated drinks back then. Or he would loose most of his drink when he would open the bottle.

Out the door

Over the wall

Up the tower

Nothing but net!

sadly true.

Fink’s safety might be first. But the fun stuff is second.

So who is that one man they are doing all that for? Jack Daniels or Bud Weiser?

You have to admit, their pretty resourceful when they want to be.

The Fink is surrounded by ID-iots.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Anybody ever watch a military precision drill team? Likely they’re not too bad at using the rifles they use if called upon to do more than drill with them, eh?

Oy

Might want to treat them a LOT better then…

It’s always a good time for a beer.

Great sound effects.

I wouldn’t open that for a few minutes…

They’re creative, I’ll give them that.

They seem better than the Secret Service

Hey FINK! You get what you pay for with your employees.

No, the Castle is NOT just for one man. It’s for the defense of the town (or occasionally specific terrain).

Grin and beer it, Fink!

Impressive teamwork.

At least my cocktail will be shaken well

If your people are happy, they’ll do everything to keep you safe

Everyone is gonna gripe. I would rather have rich people problems.