Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 26, 2021

We sure don’t stampede much either.

And watching the antelope play is boring!

Oh deer

Too many homes – not enough room left to roam.

Why aren’t they speaking Latin (or maybe Italian)?

(think about it)

♫ Oh, I’m feelin’ fine ♪

♪ Where the buf’lo recline.♫

Was this a discouraging word?

“… and the deer and the antelope don’t play anymore.”

“The sky seems cloudy all day every day.”

Response: “I know. It’s not like it used to be.”

“Don’t you have at least something encouraging to say?”

Look, when I get home home on the range, I like to put my feet up.

Hunter S. Thompson has left the range.

Why don’t they have wings?

I hear that the deer and the antelope are playing at the Copa tonight.

Roaming is getting expensive these days…besides, it’s getting old.

Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam and I’ll show you a dirty house.

Hey I thought Buffalo had wings. Al be it very small ones and guess what they taste like chicken.

Their Lazy Boys have made them too lazy to roam.

Get some bad cell phone service, and you’ll be roaming again.

Most of us don’t roam – there are plenty of cell towers now for adequate connection to our providers.

That silly pandemic thing.. COVID, discourages roaming, sorry guys, it applies to you too.

Time to pass the ‘roaming’ to the next generation. I just said Bison and off he went.

Are there deer and antelope playing?

This one had me buffaloed. I thought it was just pure bullsit.

Of course they don’t roam, they’re bison, not buffalo.

We don’t have any friends since you offended the Deers and the Antelopes regarding their work habits.

Where the beer and the cantaloupe play???

Nice background. :)

I wonder how the bison are dealing with the current heat wave out west? I don’t think they evolved to live in 100+ degree heat.

Great, now I have Roam by The B-52s in my head!

They got tired of the roaming charges…