Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 26, 2023

More “eternal” nonsense.

Eh not tells me she is got a fountain of youth springing outta a pit in there somewhere.

Does “She” contravene copyright with H. Rider Haggard?

She must be using Oil of Olay.

“I am young,” she said bitterly. “What I wouldn’t give to be an old, wrinkled crone.”

Probably exaggerating a little?

Before you do that, I should mention I’m a happily married man.

And here comes the crazy! Woo-hoo! The secret to immortality is, of course, turning the giblets of pretty young things like Betty into immortality pills. You scored the trifecta once again, Tarzan – beautiful, crazy, and evil.

Tarzan has entered a dark realm .

Everlasting life is no secret. Just believe that Jesus died for you, was buried and rose again!

Oh boy! Another “All your friends will be sacrificed. You will be my mate” routine. Tarzan’s reputation has not reached this far, until today!

What a waste of eternal life. Sitting in the jungle, hiding behind a waterfall, being a god-queen. For MILLENIA. Ho, hum.

At the start of Time, Scientists are now reasoning because of the enormous amount of gravity concentrated in the Big Bang event, that time itself moved five times slower than now.

In other words, you’re about to die Tarzan.

Well….does she pull up her skirt and show him something he’s never seen before? Uh oh…….I sincerely hope I haven’t cross the line here.

“Nah, not interested, I’ve got a different goal, see ya…”

Today’s pit joke can be found in “Andertoons” here on GoComics.

Think clean thoughts, Tarz. Think of Jane.

In the 4th panel, Merala is telling Tarzan she eats her mates after sex.