Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 12, 2021

Fly du jour

Fly soup…

Your fleas.

Fresh fly fillet.

June bugs that started late.

Eh? He had escaped the other day. Now he just back in?

He a web platform provider. Lures em in with free Facelook and Critter and traps em in his web of doom scrolling.

Why do you ask, Mr. Renfield?

“What’s today’s catch?” = “What’s up?” = “How’s it going?”

There’s a soup in my fly…..

It might be time for the spider to go somewhere else to find another Web Site.

Todays catch is

Insect catchabluebottle!

To quote Kermit, “Times are fun when you’re having flies.”

Wouldn’t that be catch of the day?

Fly fishing

Flies, gnats, mosquitos, and the like.

Better you don’t ask, Spook. There’s always a catch!

Tomorrows lunch.

Flies! Be free!

London broiled housefly

Ew

The King is a FINK!!!

Flies share?

(admires the details and proportions of the cartoon)

Which flies have wings and which have zippers?

Come into my parlour….

Stuffed Fly Casserole…

That buffet offering a variety of meats, salads, hors d’oeuvres, quite a spread.

Springtails … endless springtails …

i think I’d almost prefer spiders at this point.

Spider Fast Food. Do you want flies with that?

French fried potato bugs.

Anything that has bones?…..

Flea and Lice if they came off Spook.

Flies al a carte

Better than the down to earth usual meaning!

Renfield? Wondered what happened to him after the count left.