Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 17, 2021

Calm down, ma’am … if someone ate it, it means they liked it, isn’t it? So, it’s a compliment to the skill of the cook …

I didn’t. Henry did.

“Yes, and thank you, my beloved.”

Got off easy? Maybe … so far.

Good to know that dragons like lemon cake!!

She hasn’t seen the hole in the wall yet…..

I like ID bio-physics. In each strip Henry changes size drastically. From pony size to a size of a small house. And he even still manages to fly. Must be those pills the Wiz ordered from Wonderland, made from the mushroom that Alice found that had a caterpillar smoking a water-pipe.

That is enough of a thing around my house I have learned not to eat anything that is not offered to me and is not part of a meal.

Another thing I just don’t understand about women. Why pray tell do they take the bother and trouble of baking cakes and pies all the time, just to let it sit around and tell you “Don’t you DARE eat a piece! Don’t even touch it or die!”

Never mine the cake, why is it so breezy in here?

Now get Henry out and fix the wall before she notices THAT!

One piece was enough for Henry?!?

Wall…you did for the moment. She ain’t blind you know.

Wow, great piece of misdirection.

I would have eaten the whole cake. No cake, no evidence there was a cake at all.

What`s the joke?

you’d think overlooking the dragon in the room would be difficutl

Hen-RRRRYYYYY!!!!!

For now…..

If it had been Crème brûlée, the dragon would have polished it off!

Maybe the lemon cake was for “company.” There’s a comedian who does a hilariously familiar bit about “company” that those of us of a certain age can identify with. I can’t think of his name, though…

Hahahaha!

So, what’s your beef? Lemon cakes were made to be eaten!