JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 29, 2021

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    drogers30  over 3 years ago

    Me too

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  over 3 years ago

    My mother-in-law repeated many times the tale of a coworker whose child was fatally injured and spent the final hour of life calling for the mommy who never came.

    (Bound to affect any hearer by the tenth telling.)

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    dcandmx  over 3 years ago

    I’ve learned a handy new word!

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    “With reality”?

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    Philly1115  over 3 years ago

    If I weren’t for my kids, I would have been gotten rid of my cell phone.

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Because she may need to get in contact with you in a family emergency, Joe?

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m with ‘eyebrows’.

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    LawrenceS  over 3 years ago

    Neologism. (New word) Funny to see the acronym for NO MObile PHone combined with a mutation of Greek word for fear. The Greek word for law is nomos. So, if we were using both parts of the term in the same language it would = fear of the law. The police see it a lot.

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    tiprod1953  over 3 years ago

    Trump made him like this.

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    Drag0nr1der  over 3 years ago

    Remember when we only had land lines? Sometimes 2, 3, or 4 party lines? Ah, the good old days LOL

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    rugeirn  over 3 years ago

    That’s misspelled. It’s nomophonia, is in, “Whoops, no mo’ phone.”

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    david_42  over 3 years ago

    Back when we just started dating, my wife checked the cell signal at my place, which was a bit out in the woods, and then bought me a cell phone and put me on her family plan. She figured it was cheaper than calling my landline. Plus, it was a 90 minute drive to her apartment and she wanted me to call if I was delayed.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    As the owner of a medical practice I felt I had to have a cellphone for business. as a parent I felt the same way. Now that I have sold the practice and am in semi-retirement 1000 miles away I don’t need the business phone. I do keep the personal phone, but since we are both working from home I don’t need it unless one or both of us go out. The longer it’s turned off the better.

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    Crunchy, you are speaking my language. I don’t like following the crowd.

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    I'll fly away  over 3 years ago

    I could hardly agree with more with Crunchy. If I don’t need my phone, it stays home. Life, death and everything that happens in between is going to happen. I didn’t need one for decades, I can still live w/o it. “What about emergencies?” Puleeze.

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    hswoolve  over 3 years ago

    And now we know one reason while Captain Ruiz is so cranky.

    She can’t reach Crunchy when she needs to remind him to stop and pick up dinner on his way home.

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    CitizenOfTheValley  over 3 years ago

    Me too, Crunchy! I turn my cell phone on in the car to listen to my audiobook. I rarely use it to make a phone call. And don’t give out the number except to family. Of course, I’m retired and home most of the time.

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    tremaine53  over 3 years ago

    High fivin’ Crunchy from the West Coast

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    DM2860  over 3 years ago

    I love hiking in places where I have no connection.

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    kab2rb  over 3 years ago

    For my sister/husband they depend on smart phone, so sister and I keep in contact, the husband for business and family, they live towns apart.

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    daleandkristen  over 3 years ago

    So do I.

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    Dragoncat  over 3 years ago

    “You’re out of touch, I’m out of time
” (Hall & Oates)

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 3 years ago

    I’ve been know to leave my cell phone at home, on purpose.

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    KLSeering  over 3 years ago

    “I agree” he said, typing on his laptop while watching tv, listening to an audiobook and composing a text!

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    Nomophobia, not to be confused with om-nom-ophobia, which is the fear of not having anything to snack on.

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    richardjohnsonvp  over 3 years ago

    Fear of former Dodgers pitcher Hideo Nomo?

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    Came in handy, when my car was rammed by another one a few weeks ago. I called 911 as soon as I overcame the initial shock. Then my insurance co


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    morgankhat  over 3 years ago

    My first cell phone was a Motorola bag phone the company provided for me. I’ve had many iterations since. I finally got a “smart” phone a year ago which I hate and am tempted to go back to a flip phone. The smart phone is the biggest marketing platform ever foisted on the human race.

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    carlosrivers  over 3 years ago

    It should be called “nomorephoneic”

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    DKHenderson  about 1 year ago

    Of course you do, Crunchy.

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