I hear they are rewriting the Declaration. Apparently the revised draft goes something like this – “We hold these truths to be empirically true – that all social distances are created equal…”.
Having been a young female earlier in my life, I can understand the desire for a place where one can enjoy a night out without having to deal with drunks looking to get laid. Not saying all guys were like that, but there were enough that it wasn’t rare. Now that I’m an old woman, I have no desire to go to bars, so no problem now…
Women in the UK now drink 40 million more glasses of whisky a year than they did in 2010, a rise of 15%, compared with a decline of 6% among men.” (June 13, 2020).
A single lawsuit spread into multiples then into class action and we lost an old trusted product – talcum powder. Wonder how long before the same people start on the substitute – corn starch – which lingers in the air and is inhaled.
EasternWoods about 3 years ago
My daughters version of social distancing. She calls the virol load radius the " fart smell potency radius "
Concretionist about 3 years ago
I’m not sure if the USA is the most litigious nation, but if not it must surely be in the top 3.
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
At least they’re not bothering her.
in.amongst about 3 years ago
I hear they are rewriting the Declaration. Apparently the revised draft goes something like this – “We hold these truths to be empirically true – that all social distances are created equal…”.
Doug K about 3 years ago
“You should know who you are. If you don’t you will quickly find out.”
Baarorso about 3 years ago
That’s how I’d drink-alone.
keenanthelibrarian about 3 years ago
Don’t say you weren’t warned.
mikeyman about 3 years ago
The refrigerated section.
destry1970 about 3 years ago
Great idea it would make it a lot simpler to know what you may be in for.
Looneytunes65 about 3 years ago
In reality, restraining orders are useless. All the dead ex girlfriends, and estranged wives are proof of it.
jessie d. about 3 years ago
A cold stare from Beauty shriveled most me in the past.
LawrenceS about 3 years ago
While clear boundaries are a good idea, the people who need them the most don’t pay attention.
mwest about 3 years ago
Having been a young female earlier in my life, I can understand the desire for a place where one can enjoy a night out without having to deal with drunks looking to get laid. Not saying all guys were like that, but there were enough that it wasn’t rare. Now that I’m an old woman, I have no desire to go to bars, so no problem now…
Mama says so about 3 years ago
And yet not one of you picked up that it take legal action for a pretty woman to be left alone in a bar? SMH.
well-i-never about 3 years ago
If they had that sign in places, how many would would make use of it?
dot-the-I about 3 years ago
Another evolution afoot (aglass?):
“Now Women are Calling the Shots.
Women in the UK now drink 40 million more glasses of whisky a year than they did in 2010, a rise of 15%, compared with a decline of 6% among men.” (June 13, 2020).
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
So does than mean you need a restraining order to sit there or if you sit there you get a restraining order. Lets go sit there and find out.
Darsan54 Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s men’s own damn fault.
Hydrohead about 3 years ago
Or, maybe she just wants to enjoy her wine and her book in quiet…?
kv450 about 3 years ago
Some might say this would have been funnier/more succinct without the “social distancing” reference.
WGillete about 3 years ago
It’s more practical than a “No Morons Zone.”
Kurtass Premium Member about 3 years ago
It isn’t stalking, until papers are filed.
phredturner about 3 years ago
Today’s bar scene is lots of people sitting staring into their phones
ChristineMurphy about 3 years ago
Now that’s a bar I might sit in.
mwksix about 3 years ago
“What can I get for ya, Personal Injury Tort, Contract Dispute, Equitable Claim, Class Action Suit or Divorce?”
locake about 3 years ago
Does that mean the 2 guys already have a restraining order against them? Or will they get one if they cross the line?
sandpiper about 3 years ago
A single lawsuit spread into multiples then into class action and we lost an old trusted product – talcum powder. Wonder how long before the same people start on the substitute – corn starch – which lingers in the air and is inhaled.
Askjoy about 3 years ago
Sometimes women just want to be left alone.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 3 years ago
That is a ‘Karen’ warning sign!
Enter.Name.Here about 3 years ago
Just stay clear of the break-your-balls zone.
franki_g about 3 years ago
Someone tell her that toxic masculinity isn’t communicable, at least not as an airborne virus.