My wife is a big girl. She’s learned to check to see if it is up, just like I do before using the toilet. Both of us have figured out how to move it to the appropriate position for what we need to do. I think both of us had figured out this complicated process when we were toddlers.
My recently deceased wife and I “always” put the lid down because we have “always” had cats and the first one “fell” in and after that never up again UNTIL MIL who has dementia moved in with us and "couldn’t remember to lift the lid.
Amen, Yakety! Not sure why women seem to think it’s okay to leave the lid up. Obviously they’ve never read Dave Barry’s comical column on that particular topic.
A conservative organization decided to use wooden toilet seats (as opposed to the modern plastic ones) as their logo. But to say “Society for the Preservation of Wooden Toilet Seats” became too cumbersome, so they renamed their organization “The Birch John Society”.
35 years ago my wife and I came to a consensus. The person about to use the toilet will configure it to their personal requirements at the time of use. She claims that I’m the best thing that ever happened to her. She’s a keeper too.
mddshubby2005 over 3 years ago
(YES) “So you have chosen death…”
santa72404 over 3 years ago
Noooo don’t do it! It’s a trap!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Is this an automated system? That could be useful.
wiatr over 3 years ago
The correct answer is “No!”
blunebottle over 3 years ago
Maybe.
Vilyehm over 3 years ago
If yes…
Have you found the hidden webcam?
From the following list of ten thousand names, indicate the ones you will vainly attempt to block.
RLG Premium Member over 3 years ago
“I’ll stop leaving it up if you stop leaving it down.”
Less Monday... More Friday over 3 years ago
I have been tempted at times to leave it up especially at night.
dflak over 3 years ago
My wife is a big girl. She’s learned to check to see if it is up, just like I do before using the toilet. Both of us have figured out how to move it to the appropriate position for what we need to do. I think both of us had figured out this complicated process when we were toddlers.
Chris over 3 years ago
um… what?
Purple People Eater over 3 years ago
What’s the big deal with the toilet seat? If men can put it up, why can’t women put it down?
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Or you could have one above the toilet saying “have you checked the seat position?”
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
My wife and I have separate bathrooms, so the answer is a hardy “Yes”!
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
“Please return the seat to the Non-upright position”
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
The app was developed by a woman. (Hope she gets rich from it.)
John9 over 3 years ago
My recently deceased wife and I “always” put the lid down because we have “always” had cats and the first one “fell” in and after that never up again UNTIL MIL who has dementia moved in with us and "couldn’t remember to lift the lid.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Put the seat down and if you’re really considerate you will wash the pee-spray off the walls behind/beside the toilet too.
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
“Before you leave, would you be willing to take a short poll about your visit to the toilet?”
Malph over 3 years ago
Look before you leap.
Yakety Sax over 3 years ago
Put the seat down.(considerate) Close the lid. (sanitation) Flush. And flip that paper roll the other way!
Andrew Sleeth over 3 years ago
Amen, Yakety! Not sure why women seem to think it’s okay to leave the lid up. Obviously they’ve never read Dave Barry’s comical column on that particular topic.
LJZ Premium Member over 3 years ago
If it is important to you that the seat be in one position or another you should check it first.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
I hadn’t thought about it, but since you mentioned it, you ask yourself that question next time you use it.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’ve used toilets where the seat won’t stay up and for a guy that’s a real annoyance. And it hurts too.
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
At least he’s washing his hands.
randolini Premium Member over 3 years ago
I always wondered why men have to lift the seat to whiz, but women can’t put it down to do their business. Any explanation???
over 3 years ago
I usually keep mine down.
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
A conservative organization decided to use wooden toilet seats (as opposed to the modern plastic ones) as their logo. But to say “Society for the Preservation of Wooden Toilet Seats” became too cumbersome, so they renamed their organization “The Birch John Society”.
Katzi428 over 3 years ago
There are toilet seats that go down if they’re left up too long . (A Woman’s dream!)
guy42 over 3 years ago
35 years ago my wife and I came to a consensus. The person about to use the toilet will configure it to their personal requirements at the time of use. She claims that I’m the best thing that ever happened to her. She’s a keeper too.