Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 11, 2021

btw, is the legal system still evolving?

Wow, bringing in the big guns, eh?

Back then, a large stone was called a “subpoena”. Woe and bodily harm to those who were served with one.

They need Hamilton Burger.

I think that means lawyers to the front. BONUS

A couple of those torches thrust into the eyes of the bears, would clear the problem!

And maybe for some time!

Use the Big-Poena.

Wrap the subpoena around a large branch and ask if they want to join the club.

I know who to through at the door.

Looks like you don’t need a subpoena, they’ve already come voluntarily. Perhaps what you were thinking of instead was a restraining order? Not that it would be any more effective…

I LOVE me them Wiley bears!!

Since then, the bears have evolved, but the humans….maybe not so much. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/yellowstone-national-park-grizzly-woman-charges/

The consistent reduction in bears populations allowed for faster growth in other predators.

How nice. One supper for each WileyBear.

A subpoena? Jeez! Go for a Cease and Desist.

The bears handled the last bit of legal business in the woods before arriving at the cave.

I’m thinking they wouldn’t respond well to a restraining order.

Eat the lawyers. Hmmmm…

The legal system only works in your favor if you’re “on top.” This is still the case today.

Restraining orders smell like dinner.

Maybe offer them a tort?

Why, yes – I think hitting him right below the poena might just work…

It must be Saturday—the bears are ready for their picnic!

Remember the question “what’s the difference between a lawyer and a leach? The leach let’s go when the prey is dead”.

Bear with us. We’re establishing a legal precedent.

Apparently Wiley bears are the ones that invented the oven.

Back in the bad ol’ days, people were told to hit their errant dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. So apparently that sort of thing started way, way, way back.

Shouldn’t that be a restraining order?

Even regular bears like the huge short-faced bear made cave hunting extra dangerous.

A “Cease and Desist” might be a better choice.

The Subpoena, in that time period, was a baseball sized Rock tied securely to the end of a large Stick.

Bears don’t care about subpoenas especially when they are starving.

The problem here is that fire is not repelling the predators but illuminating their targets.

“I couldn’t. I used the subpoena to light the fire.”