Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 26, 2021

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 3 years ago

    Those " social media " apps NEVER forget. Post it and if WILL come back to haunt you. Better to skip the apps altogether

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    Bilan  about 3 years ago

    Think mon. He sent you down there to get a lawyer.

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    Leojim  about 3 years ago

    Cancelled!

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    Yeah. If you need a lawyer in the afterlife, you know where to find ’em!

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 3 years ago

    Rather taken by the imp of Satan showing the way …

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    Can't Sleep  about 3 years ago

    Social media attracts the most unsociable people.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Humor and sarcasm have no place in court, which is annoying since that’s how I usually get out of a jam. Truth be told, that’s how I get in a lot of trouble too.

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    “The Last Laugh on Judgment Day” = “No Laughing beyond this point.”

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    nosirrom  about 3 years ago

    Social Media – helping to prosecute criminals since ……

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    LawrenceS  about 3 years ago

    We’re seeing only the end of the line. It’ll take ten thousand years to get to the head of the line. And that will be only a second of the eternity of waiting for his lawyer to get back to him.

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    bbbmorrell  about 3 years ago

    Never ask for a lawyer in the afterlife. They are all in one place, and you don’t want to go there.

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    cmerb  about 3 years ago

    I wonder if there is there is a place called " HELL " or are the "BAD " people just sent back to one of the Third Would Countries ? I seen some images of those countries and wonder ( what did they do wrong ) ?

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    Masterskrain  about 3 years ago

    Question: “How Many Lawyer jokes ARE there?”

    Answer: “Three. All the rest are true stories!”

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    dflak  about 3 years ago

    Old joke:

    God and Satan are having a debate over who is responsible for paying to fix the fence between heaven and hell. God threatened to sue. Satan replied, “Good luck trying to find a lawyer.”

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    Znox11  about 3 years ago

    If I won’t say it in front of my Mom or my Pastor, I won’t say it on Social Media.

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    Linguist  about 3 years ago

    Fortunately, I’m too old to give a damn about something politically incorrect that I might have said or done 50 years ago. If someone in 2021 has taken offense by something I wrote or said back in the 1900s, well, so be it. It’s their problem, not mine.

    As we age and mature our thinking evolves and our attitudes and behavior modify ( hopefully ), so don’t go dredging up some youthful peccadillo to try to embarrass a 76-year-old. It won’t work, because we probably can’t remember it anyway!

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    198.23.5.11  about 3 years ago

    Unseen is Rudy Guiluani shoving his way to head of the line yelling “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Well, they won’t have to look far to find a lawyer.

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    spaced man spliff  about 3 years ago

    Everyone hates lawyers till you need one.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I decided to finally read the entirety of one of those EULAs, and I’d gotten maybe halfway thru it before I died and ended up here.

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    UnklGene  about 3 years ago

    I’m not laughing!

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    bakana  about 3 years ago

    God does not Like Lawyer Jokes. He never found Lawyers funny in the first place.

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    Asharah  about 3 years ago

    A good lawyer would have gotten Cain off with manslaughter for Abel’s death.

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    JedidiahCarosaari  about 3 years ago

    Oh look. Customs and Border “Protection” runs Judgement Day.

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