Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 26, 2021

Those " social media " apps NEVER forget. Post it and if WILL come back to haunt you. Better to skip the apps altogether

Think mon. He sent you down there to get a lawyer.

Cancelled!

Yeah. If you need a lawyer in the afterlife, you know where to find ’em!

Rather taken by the imp of Satan showing the way …

Social media attracts the most unsociable people.

Humor and sarcasm have no place in court, which is annoying since that’s how I usually get out of a jam. Truth be told, that’s how I get in a lot of trouble too.

“The Last Laugh on Judgment Day” = “No Laughing beyond this point.”

Social Media – helping to prosecute criminals since ……

We’re seeing only the end of the line. It’ll take ten thousand years to get to the head of the line. And that will be only a second of the eternity of waiting for his lawyer to get back to him.

Never ask for a lawyer in the afterlife. They are all in one place, and you don’t want to go there.

I wonder if there is there is a place called " HELL " or are the "BAD " people just sent back to one of the Third Would Countries ? I seen some images of those countries and wonder ( what did they do wrong ) ?

Question: “How Many Lawyer jokes ARE there?”

Answer: “Three. All the rest are true stories!”

Old joke:

God and Satan are having a debate over who is responsible for paying to fix the fence between heaven and hell. God threatened to sue. Satan replied, “Good luck trying to find a lawyer.”

If I won’t say it in front of my Mom or my Pastor, I won’t say it on Social Media.

Fortunately, I’m too old to give a damn about something politically incorrect that I might have said or done 50 years ago. If someone in 2021 has taken offense by something I wrote or said back in the 1900s, well, so be it. It’s their problem, not mine.

As we age and mature our thinking evolves and our attitudes and behavior modify ( hopefully ), so don’t go dredging up some youthful peccadillo to try to embarrass a 76-year-old. It won’t work, because we probably can’t remember it anyway!

Unseen is Rudy Guiluani shoving his way to head of the line yelling “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Well, they won’t have to look far to find a lawyer.

Everyone hates lawyers till you need one.

I decided to finally read the entirety of one of those EULAs, and I’d gotten maybe halfway thru it before I died and ended up here.

I’m not laughing!

God does not Like Lawyer Jokes. He never found Lawyers funny in the first place.

A good lawyer would have gotten Cain off with manslaughter for Abel’s death.

Oh look. Customs and Border “Protection” runs Judgement Day.