I found a fossil once, and my dad told me it was very old. I asked “Is it more than a hundred years old?” He said it was, and after that, I told everybody I had a hundred year old rock.
Despite its appearance. it is not only organic, it is alive. If left in a dark closet, it will multiply. It is called, the “anti-sock” and is used to balance nature for the latter’s disappearance in the laundry.
Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that that’s an ancient antenna that ancient cavemen used to communicate with the ancient extraterrestrial outer space ships.
I remember seeing what looked exactly like a child’s doll in a museum. The archaeologists had decided it must have a religious purpose because of where it was found and how well it was preserved. I suspect they were full of baloney.
ALL YOU PEOPLE MAKING JOKES ABOUT HANGERS BEING USED FOR ABORTIONS, OR SHOULD I SAY, MURDER OF AN INNOCENT BABY ARE SICK AND DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was visiting the site of a 1600’s plantation on the James River and noticed a shiny white object at the waters edge…“a colonial pipe stem”, I thought but it turned out to be the plastic tip from a contemporary cigar.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
It’s ancient high technology. It was used to improve tv and car radio reception.
marilynnbyerly over 3 years ago
Good one, Hobbes. A real zinger.
codycab over 3 years ago
I guess Calvin would know what cavemen use. He acts like one himself.
DorothyGlenn Premium Member over 3 years ago
Represents a civilization with hang ups. lol
Ken 2049 Premium Member over 3 years ago
It makes a better all in one tool than it does hanging clothes.
dcdete. over 3 years ago
I don’t understand today’s joke. It’s left me hanging in the air.
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
Wire we getting all hung up over this, I think I’ll leave this in midair, off the hook so to speak……
Count Olaf Premium Member over 3 years ago
It was an educational tool used by Joan Crawford.
Who, me? over 3 years ago
It’s used to religiously hang up your clothes, Calvin.
Purple People Eater over 3 years ago
I found a fossil once, and my dad told me it was very old. I asked “Is it more than a hundred years old?” He said it was, and after that, I told everybody I had a hundred year old rock.
dflak over 3 years ago
Despite its appearance. it is not only organic, it is alive. If left in a dark closet, it will multiply. It is called, the “anti-sock” and is used to balance nature for the latter’s disappearance in the laundry.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 3 years ago
it’s a spare car key
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I would hesitate to tell him it’s commonly called a hanger. What do you imagine he would do with a “hanger”?
BearsDown Premium Member over 3 years ago
I thought gravity was the reason his clothes stayed on the floor. Make sure to pay your monthly gravity bill!
Redd Panda over 3 years ago
It’s a tool to open locked car doors.
Gent over 3 years ago
Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that that’s an ancient antenna that ancient cavemen used to communicate with the ancient extraterrestrial outer space ships.
Local 574 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Some comic strips as ALWAYS ON! What a pleasure to read and laugh at C & H first thing in the morning.
Diat60 over 3 years ago
I haven’t seen a wire hanger in ages – everything’s plastic these days.
V45mikky over 3 years ago
Calvin needs to get religion .
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
When I was a kid, it was one of the parts we used to make a slingshot…
mindjob over 3 years ago
I used to cut off the flat side, heat one end over the stove, and push it through the center of my candles to insert the wicks
MichaelCody over 3 years ago
cf Motel of the Mysteries by David Macaulay
Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
Old time welding and brazing rod.
BiggerNate91 over 3 years ago
The precursor to the time Calvin made a fossil out of garbage.
BruceEisermann1 over 3 years ago
One WISE Tiger!
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Like you’ve seen those in your closet, Calvin.
donwestonmysteries over 3 years ago
Bow and arrow.
carrigan-0 over 3 years ago
survey: why do you guys like calvin and hobbes? please reply to this comment with your answer. Thanks!
PaulInMiami over 3 years ago
Poor Calvin, he just can’t quite get the hang of it.
Bilan over 3 years ago
It’’s off to show and tell!
jbarnes over 3 years ago
I remember seeing what looked exactly like a child’s doll in a museum. The archaeologists had decided it must have a religious purpose because of where it was found and how well it was preserved. I suspect they were full of baloney.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
It was used as a down-sized, concept model of the St. Louis Arch (look at the corners)
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
Amazing how C&H fits so well into the modern era.
Sambora1 over 3 years ago
ALL YOU PEOPLE MAKING JOKES ABOUT HANGERS BEING USED FOR ABORTIONS, OR SHOULD I SAY, MURDER OF AN INNOCENT BABY ARE SICK AND DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir Isaac over 3 years ago
I was visiting the site of a 1600’s plantation on the James River and noticed a shiny white object at the waters edge…“a colonial pipe stem”, I thought but it turned out to be the plastic tip from a contemporary cigar.