Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 19, 2021

Is that the best loaner they had?

The witch can now paint the town red – where’s the paint.

She’s lucky; my mother-in-law’s loaner was a pitchfork.

Yep… modern technology … this involves a different design!

That’s no tool I’ve ever seen. Anyone?

The sound of a church bell will cause a witch to fall from the sky.

Which Witch is which??

Who knows? She might not want to go back. Maybe the others will want one too. It could completely change their image.

Back in the 60s witches rode those bomb-shaped vacuum cleaners. That’s how jet engines were perfected.

Better than a hoe….

Rolling with the witches?

Broom Hilda’s unnamed sisters?

Witches Be Loco…If they don’t get the extended warranty for their brooms!

A stoplight only for air traffic?

When was the last time we saw one of those traffic lights?

She seems to be on a roll, though!

but after comparing the fuel efficiency of this one with your current model you will want to replace your current one by one like this

That’s a really big paint roller.

The handle was making a sqeeky sound.

Good enough for Kiki (in the movie), good enough for her.

You guys runnin’ for pinks?

This also makes for better landings……

What is the most comfortable cleaning tool to ride on? If you’re not gonna use a broom, may as well take the next best alternative.

This coven is really lost. Shouldn’t they be in Strange Brew or Broom Hilda ?

Viewed from the ground, hers would likely leave contrails behind her.

Since when do traffic signals have red on the bottom? Railroad signals, sure, but not traffic signals. And how come the DOTis controlling witch flights? Shouldn’t that be the FAA?