Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 19, 2021

Brdshtt… Did you see that the “Risky Business” 1979 Porshche 928, used by Tom Cruise, sold today for 1.8 Million dollars?!? Unbelievable!

Nice slip of the tongue, Luann, as well as save.

So, now we know what Puddles has been up to. And why they call him Puddles…

Ladies; I’ve been goofing off in this room since Tuesday, just being one of the girls. I don’t know what gave me away… but somehow, you all could tell I was in fact not one of the girls but a dude with large muscles. I’m assuming you figured large muscles….

I’ve been roughly 31% serious while here & really thought my Skyrizi comments yesterday were fun. There’s a line between funny & abrasive I hope I didn’t cross. I’ll now return to my usual Non-Sequitur, Calvin and Hobbes ect. hangouts.

All my sidebars & music choices were honest; except for the Tiff’s pretty hair one on Thursday which you weren’t fooled by but just investigating. Thank you to the brave few that humored me.

Well, we know Bernice was a bad owner when Monstro was half dead, because Bernice had neglected him. =-/

Hmm.

Examples of “bad fish.”

Sharks.

Piranha

Silverfish

Selfish

And Luann owes her dog a milk bone for bad-mouthing him.

Poor Puddles getting all the abuse.

Lesson: Never say things about someone that you wouldn’t say to their face…

Saying what Luann did could drive a dog to suicide. Hang in there, Pud!

I can now add “insensitive cow” to my list of Luann’s attributes that will keep her unattached for years to come.

More Monstro!!! Yay!!!

Pass on the fish. I’d take a dog or cat any day…

Puddles. It’s time to start talking again and tell them What’s what.

What can you expect when you name your dog “Puddles”? It’s almost like giving him permission to make some.

Engage the brain before speaking?

Pensé que Bernice tomaría a comparación ese dicho de que “las mascotas se parecen a sus dueños”, para presumir una vez más su “madurez”.

Speaking of fish barking all night, I can speak from experience. It is not a good idea to buy a dogfish! Nor buy a cat fish either unless you like to hear a caterwauling all night.

Speaking from the perspective of an aging man who wants to adopt a dog I noticed my daughter’s 2 year old dog knows when she is talking about him, and If it might be negative. So this is believable.

Luann looks good in a tank top.

Puddles will leave and go and stay with Roscoe in Pickles!

Nice to see Bernice still care about Monstro♡. Puddles seems to feels attacked in his pride as a dog… Luann, keep going!!! You forgot “Eating whatever disgust trash found on the ground” and "Try to attack any other “fish” he see". By the way, I remember one of my cousins once had a goldfish that was able to spit water on anyone who came near the aquarium. It was a very bad fish!

Luann’s super-power: being able to throw shade even in a darkened room.

“Debbie Downer” (muah muah muuaaaahh…!)

Punk would like to meet Monstro!

Fish are not pets. Fish are furniture.

Luann, you shouldn’t say such horrible things to your dog.

A good fish is one that has been seasoned and fried.

The movie finally made some money.

I thought she was talking about Brad.

Puddles is a good dog. Much better housemate than Bernice.

I cannot believe how many comments are blaming LUANN for her remarks today. She was talking about the dog. the dog! She never mentioned the do’s name until she spoke to him. Some key words and tone of voice might have made the dog respond but there is no way the dog was ‘insulted’.

I’ve had dogs and fish. You get way more comfort and joy out of a dog. Unconditional love ain’t free, but the vet bills and carpet cleaning are worth it.

Luann being obnoxious? That’s usually Bernice’s job.

Has Bernice forgotten her physical attraction to Jack?

At least he can tell when people are complaining about him.

If Puddles is smart enough to Understand what she is saying, it means he’s been doing all those things Deliberately all these years.

Awww!

Just call him a good boy and all will be forgiven.

Bad dog! No biscuit! 8^ (

Scientists say dogs can understand the tone of your voice and the meaning of your words. … On a neurological level, dogs can distinguish between praise and neutral tones just like their owners

They are hanging out in Bernice’s room instead of Luann’s?

Too late now, Big Mouth Luann. I suppose you should expect a gift from Puddles very soon….

But you were right about Monstro. How can a little pet fish be “bad”?

As I recalled Puddles was named such for peeing on the floor, but the rest of his sins!? Chewing furniture!? I don’t think I have ever seen a dog do that. It would be hard for them to do that. Now old shoes, yes. But Luann didn’t say that. Digging holes in the back yard!? Can’t be any worse that picking up the poop. Not coming when she calls and Barks all night… Since we mostly see Puddles sleeping barking all night seems unlikely while not coming when you calls seems more of a “you” problem then a Puddles problem. In fact this all sounds like a Luann problem than a Puddles one.