It was dead. But it got better.
It was feeling porcine.
It was always overacting.
It was alive!
Headache!!!
Maybe it had the swine flu virus.
If the ham was cured of something, I don’t think I want it.
Bad acting.
Ba-Da-Boom!!
that’s what I like to know.
ham — kill it, then cure it
It had been assaulted.
It lost its head.
I ordered “Cure 81” but they only sent one.
Since this is cartoon land it must have been cured by Dr. Lucy Van Pelt
Well.. it was green but if the desired color was pink.. I guess we can say the cure worked and were done curing.
I’ve seen ‘uncured bacon’. What does that mean?
I like smoked ham. Heck, I’ve smoked everything else why not ham?…
It wasn’t tasty…
This is something I’ve wondered for years.
the butcher’s also pushing pulled pork…
The pig is dead… and there isn’t any curing that.
Brings to mind a related paraprosdokian: “You’re a Jehovah’s Witness? Sorry, I haven’t been keeping up. What’s Jehovah accused of?”
what ever it was, killed him
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mischugenah about 3 years ago
It was dead. But it got better.
Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago
It was feeling porcine.
Doug K about 3 years ago
It was always overacting.
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
It was alive!
sandpiper about 3 years ago
Headache!!!
dcdete. about 3 years ago
Maybe it had the swine flu virus.
cubswin2016 about 3 years ago
If the ham was cured of something, I don’t think I want it.
scottbruce about 3 years ago
Bad acting.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ba-Da-Boom!!
Chris about 3 years ago
that’s what I like to know.
smilingtexan about 3 years ago
ham — kill it, then cure it
mourdac Premium Member about 3 years ago
It had been assaulted.
uniquename about 3 years ago
It lost its head.
Ken Norris Premium Member about 3 years ago
I ordered “Cure 81” but they only sent one.
Sir Isaac about 3 years ago
Since this is cartoon land it must have been cured by Dr. Lucy Van Pelt
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well.. it was green but if the desired color was pink.. I guess we can say the cure worked and were done curing.
paranormal about 3 years ago
I’ve seen ‘uncured bacon’. What does that mean?
TurbosDad about 3 years ago
I like smoked ham. Heck, I’ve smoked everything else why not ham?…
RetFor about 3 years ago
It wasn’t tasty…
bobgreenwade about 3 years ago
This is something I’ve wondered for years.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
the butcher’s also pushing pulled pork…
Ukko wilko about 3 years ago
The pig is dead… and there isn’t any curing that.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 3 years ago
Brings to mind a related paraprosdokian: “You’re a Jehovah’s Witness? Sorry, I haven’t been keeping up. What’s Jehovah accused of?”
oakie817 about 3 years ago
what ever it was, killed him