Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 10, 2021

Damn fine grain.

Wooden you just know it?

Um, this has too many disturbing questions.

I had no idea that tree hugging went that far.

Mom? Is that really you?

What did he think he would find when he clicked on a “leaf” in ancestry? Tell the truth now …

There is a joke about a knot hole but I would get kicked off the site if I posted it.

Well, wooden’t you know? The proud parents before Pinocchio became a knotty boy (when he was just a bump on a log?).

Wait Pinocchio! That’s knot the hole story…

I was thinking about a particular type of bird that makes its living by picking insects out of the bark of trees.

No Gepetto! I said knock ON wood!

oh please, wood you make this go away?

No wonder the Ents couldn’t find the Entwives.

Gave the tree some wood

Knotty by nature.

Obviously, the sap was rising.

so the pollination with bees is just tales? no birds either?

Sweet sweet maple sugar.

Proud parents of a burl.

Be grateful. Do you know how many splinters he had to suffer for you?

I guess Gepetto got a woody.

Must have been a cedar!

They say good things come in trees. …or threes?

Ancestree dot com

She was attracted to his woodpecker.

Well, today’s strip lives up to the name.

I don’t want to know.

Hmmm! A lot of questions come to mind about this…..WOOD Pinnochio ever find his ROOTS? I heard Geppetto was a TREE hugger….

The original peckerhead

My first thought was that Geppetto’s rather old for that. Then I realized that the tree is probably older.

Perhaps a relief though that he is not a chiseler.

My friend has a birch tree with a tumor like that. Maybe I should look at it more closely.

Creepy — I’d HATE to get a splinter

Now we know why Pinocchio’s nose grows longer when he tells a lie.

Think about it.

LOLOLOL!!!!! Thank you for the laugh. Mr. Parisi!!

This cracked me up nicely! A couple of times.

SPLINTERS!

Obviously his family tree

Some things are better left unknown.

Clever, good one.

Even when he finally became a real boy, Pinocchio retained a few of his mother’s traits.

He always lost his pubic hair for the winter.

Reminds me of the old Cartoon Network show, “Cow & Chicken”.

Makes perfect sense !!

Got wood?