Have you ever noticed that you could be out all day and no problems, but as soon as you get your key in the front door lock you can’t get to the bathroom fast enough.
As one ages, one gets to know the locations of any nearby jakes while shopping, just in case. Same for planning long distance travel. You gotta plan your start, your destination, and the stops on the way.
P = J * G-cubed,Where J = The number of minutes since you just left someplace,G = The number of minutes until you get where you’re going, and P = How badly you need to.
RAGs over 3 years ago
Have you ever noticed that you could be out all day and no problems, but as soon as you get your key in the front door lock you can’t get to the bathroom fast enough.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
TMI here!
I go whenever!
sandpiper over 3 years ago
As one ages, one gets to know the locations of any nearby jakes while shopping, just in case. Same for planning long distance travel. You gotta plan your start, your destination, and the stops on the way.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
This one made me laugh but I gotta say Mrs. Olsen’s comment is embarrassingly familiar to lots of us.
Old Girl over 3 years ago
They lost me with carrying around a liter of body temperature coffee for any amount of time. BLAAAH!!
MS72 over 3 years ago
Camelbak dot com
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 3 years ago
You could attach it to the other end and fill it up over the course of the day.
pony21 Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s where the catheter comes in.
Funniguy over 3 years ago
Flush. Seriuosly! Get it in the app store.
Wirepuncher over 3 years ago
Depend® .
The Wolf In Your Midst over 3 years ago
Caffeine is a diuretic!
rshive over 3 years ago
Has to be insulated. Few things taste worse than cold coffee.
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
No. I only put solid and liquid water into my hydration bag. And some Nuun tablets. Anything else makes it difficult to clean out.
Ubermick over 3 years ago
Yup, of course the local eight year olds have intimate knowledge of trail-running gear. Of course.
Scott S over 3 years ago
She needs the “Motorman’s Helper.”
Bilan over 3 years ago
She could use two of them. But just be sure she doesn’t get them mixed up.
phoenixnyc over 3 years ago
P = J * G-cubed,Where J = The number of minutes since you just left someplace,G = The number of minutes until you get where you’re going, and P = How badly you need to.