Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 07, 2021

You’re lucky he doesn’t throw you in after it.

Sure he will.

Hit her with the bill!

She does deserve some kind of comeuppance. Can’t remember if she gets it.

And every word you speak drives him further away.

It will be a miracle if someone falls in love with you someday …

You’re evil girl :(

Don’t hold your breath, b***h!

Here is one example of why I don’t feel too sorry for Schroeder: https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1965/11/21.

Time for payback Schroeder. doll-nap Lucy’s favorite doll … then pitch it into a sewer … preferably while she’s watching .

Shut up

I wouldn’t bet the house on that, Lucy…

Time to “lawyer up” and sue Lucy.

“After you learn to love me”…you just guaranteed that he won’t ever!

Too bad he’s a pianist, who must be careful of his hands, and a nice guy. She needs a good bop in the nose.

Humor maybe. Gloating, I think not.

YANDERE!

Lucy, if you think Schroeder is ever gonna go out with you after what you did to him, keep dreaming!

I think she shot down that hope forever.

He looks a broken man :/

It’s interesting how people like Lucy think their aggression is comely.

Get used to Friday nights alone, Lucy. I did… :,-(

she’s really not helping herself

Little bitch should be in the sewer with the piano.

GoComics now features Snoopy en Español. I was wondering how the “sewer note” pun would translate.

In Spanish, Lucy says (roughly translated), “If you could play it now, you would get the sound of pipes” (referring to a wind instrument or pipe organ).

In today’s world, she would end up in court.

NOTHING in that last line will EVER happen……..

And that’s when I beat her face in with a spiked baseball bat, Your Honor.

Ugh where’s that school brick when you need it?

She chucked the man’s passion literally right down the sewer. So good luck with that notion!

If he played it now, he would hear “plunk, plunk” instead of “plink, plink”.

If Schroeder ever needed a reason to have no contact with Lucy this is it! Why don’t we ever hook up? Well, you did throw my piano down the sewer! Works for me!

NO ONE could love her!!!

Lucy’s cruel attempt at humor just went down the tubes.

Hit her.

You have no humor and you insured there is no chance he’ll ever love you.

Lucy at her worst.

This is not even the first time Lucy’s destroyed his piano. She previously threw it into the kite eating tree.

Not likely.

Schroeder: I’d rather learn to love a rattlesnake and somewhere deep inside a big drawer, a photo of you just got funnier.