FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 31, 2021

These are not the Snickers bars you are looking for.

Perfect answer.

OK, tell me why the Black kid didn’t shave his head and go as Mace Windu?

Guy at door handing out candy must not have seen Star Wars.

There was another stript about the same topic on jedi mind tricks.

A telescoping baton works every time.

I sense a disturbance in the force

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2000/10/29

Jason, you’re in costume, but out of character. Obi-wan wasn’t a greedy old man!

This was not the outcome they were looking for.

The force wasn’t strong with these two.

This must be the house that made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.

I made that mistake a couple Halloween’s ago, holding out the bowl and saying “take one!”. One kid grabbed about eight pieces in one hand and darted off, which caused the other lil’ hobgoblins to go into a candy-grabbing frenzy.

Some species aren’t susceptible to such things.

Wait…there are still houses that only give out one piece per kid?

They should try the Dune Bene Gesserit Voice next…

Deception to gain material value. Seems a little more Sith than Jedi to me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ANOTHER STRIP WHERE SOMEONE STEALS HALLOWEEN CANDY I HATE THIS STRIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

Hey, Jason, are you sure you put batteries in that thing?

Why’d they have to remind me about midi-chlorians?

These are not the fake Jedis you’re looking for.

Buggy mind coding. They should have said You Want to Give Us Three Candies.

I once overheard the Chief Financial Officer ask the Director of Finance about a budget line entry. The Director of Finance replied, “These aren’t the droids you are looking for”. Unfortunately, the CFO wasn’t a Star Wars fan, so he didn’t understand the joke.

These fools ought to know that Jedi tricks take years of training. Or at least the time Luke spent on Dagobah.

They look more like old hobos than Jedi knights

They can’t both be Obi-Wan.

One of them must be Obi-Two.

Sorry, Jason, but Kenner (now Hasbro) wasn’t interested in a toy that cost $2M in parts alone. Dr. Rusty Venture learned that years ago.

Guys you should not said anything.

They should be smart enough to know those Jedi mind tricks don’t work in real life. If they did, they would have had Paige doing their bidding long ago — or at least they would be able to misdirect her from revenge after pulling one of their pranks.

People’s distaste and dismissal of midi-chlorians is odd. All that it is is a way to quantify the Force’s presence. After 25,000 years you think some kind of science would be able to to so!

Didn’t you read the packaging, boys? “Midi-chlorians not included.”