Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 21, 2021

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    B UTTONS  about 3 years ago

    The undertaker buried his doctor, attorney, and financial advisor.

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    C  about 3 years ago

    Living Dead prequel

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    wiatr  about 3 years ago

    That demanded a rimshot!

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    Well, then make fresh food in your restaurant.

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    It could be great in his next advertising campaign.

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    He doesn’t really care so much about bringing them back to life

    … as he is having them die again.

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    dcdete.  about 3 years ago

    Would that be such a good idea? If they were brought back to life, wouldn’t the undertaker have to refund the fees paid for their previous funeral? (Sign seen at my local funeral parlour, ‘All sales final. No refunds. No Returns!’)

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 3 years ago

    You stab ’em, we slab ’em.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago

    He wants to un-urn the past? Will he then re-urn the future? Or will all that work go up in ashes?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Check the voter roles in Georgia.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    This will be quite the undertaking.

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    jagedlo  about 3 years ago

    Couldn’t get any new customers?

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    Prey  about 3 years ago

    I hitched a ride and was very Grateful!

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    blakerl  about 3 years ago

    So the Wizard of ID, invented Zombies !!!!

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Oy! …and so the story goes…the beginning of the greedy business man

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Poor judgement there undertaker, the family is the customer. The dead are the product. …yeah I know. My time is coming.

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    geese28  about 3 years ago

    If they demand brains well that won’t end well

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    Anon4242  about 3 years ago

    Well, he could tuck Dracula in every morning just before dawn in some nice crypt.

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    Goat from PBS  about 3 years ago

    Wouldn’t finding a different career be easier?

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    krs27  about 3 years ago

    Jesus raised from the dead and reigns forever!

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    jdsven  about 3 years ago

    I picture the undertaker sounding like Vincent Price.

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    jr1234  about 3 years ago

    He’s from the covid vaccine companies

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I would like to ask the mortician about his “lay away” plan…

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    Not TJ  about 3 years ago

    Uh oh

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    gammaguy  about 3 years ago

    He should try to get jazz musicians as customers. They’re cool cats.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 3 years ago

    Bury me once, shame on you, bury me twice, shame on me.

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    globalenterprize1990  about 3 years ago

    Jesus Christ raised Lazarus from the dead. Lazarus had to die a second time. When I die and my soul is resting in Heaven for eternity, do not bring me back!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 3 years ago

    “Lazarus had to die a second time.”

    Or did he. There is no record of it.

    Hebrews 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 3 years ago

    Yep, that’s the problem with undertakers, no repeat customers, although there appears to be an inexhaustible supply.

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    tarnrider  about 3 years ago

    it is not the dead people who are the customers it is the friends/family that are the customers

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