Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 15, 2021

Not nearly enough Karens or incels.

Kind of hard to fit them all on the chessboard.

This could be reworked as the 12 days of Christmas.

$1.75? What a bargain! Especially as it doesn’t include a DJT figure!

AT&T Executives? … Oh, I see. You always alert me to depressing news I missed.

Meanwhile: “Steve Bannon said “shock troops” should be ready to take over the state when the next GOP president takes office." Will 1,000 clueless Democrats who don’t know it’s a war be enough?

It’s Weimariffic!

Brilliant! And only $1.75!

I’ll pay you to keep those away from me.

Which of these are really undercover FBI operatives?

it’s a trick(according to the R’s) they are all Antifa BLM folks — :) VOTE BLUE

Only 5 supreme court justices? Shouldn’t that be 6?

You forgot my neighbor Bob.

Where are the Republicans screaming! Death To America while they carry Confederate and Nazi flags. Vote Democratic in every election or we are doomed.

Where are the rest of the failsons??

If you get two Trumps will they destroy each other?

These go perfect with the America Sucks board game.

Ruben, VERY Well Done! 5 stars!

I’d laugh, but, this isn’t funny!

Do I have to buy the orange god separately!? Man, what a rip!

Scales of Justice sold separately (delivery may take some time but essential for game resolution).

Ruben’s the master, but it’s still a democracy, at least for now, so suggestions… What about five Fox News staff members to report(falsely) on developments in the field and to also explain(falsely again) the cause of the conflict is actually states’ rights, the rights of red states to defend the country against “Democrat” attacks on the freedoms and liberties guaranteed by the Constitution. And as per accessories, maybe several Confederate flags to be marched into battles as a symbol of the rebels love of the Union(irony) and several American flags to be utilized as clubs(more irony) in close-quarters combat? And just one correction here… Don’t think it’s possible to include five “anti-vax podcasters.” Aren’t they all dead?

Somehow, just can’t bring myself to put the ‘like’ on this that it deserves.

Anyone else do the math to confirm there are 5000 pieces?

What about crazy parents threatening school board members? Crazy airline passengers? Crazy ex-football coaches?

Brilliant, Ruben! Scarifying and sadly true!

Eat a little fiber and you can make your own (grunt) Donald Trump figure! (oof) …Whoops, there’s Junior, Eric and Ivanka too!

I remember those comic-book ads for something like 1000 toy soldiers for $1.50. They were right there with the X-Ray Specs and the Sea Monkeys. I never sent off for any of that stuff, though.

I’m not ordering until I find out what you’re charging for shipping and handling.

Nice!

Waste of money. I’ve collected most of these anyway since I reside in Stefanik country.

The wittiest detail is the regiment of “ordinary racists”.

You can tape firecrackers to them.

Nate’s art teacher? Mr. Rosa? I would have expected Coach John…

Terrifyingly accurate!

Hey, what if my little brother bites the head off of the MAGA Shaman? There’s only one, so can I get a replacement individually?

I would buy as many sets that I can afford and then resell them on eBay.

He forgot the Boogaloo Boys.

hahaha…and the price!!! $1.75…perfect

gotta catch em all.

These numbers may be misleading.

I’m sure if you did some Venn diagrams, there would be a lot of overlap.

No worries; they’ll soon winnow each other out.