B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 04, 2021

The world will have to wait a few thousand more years for Newton.

Besides, you have to smoke catnip, other wise you get a headache.

The cats get mad at you.

How could he know for sure that that wasn’t a world-changing vision?

He made a conclusion without testing it – he didn’t eat the catnip.

Maybe the only reason that it isn’t (won’t be) a world-changing vision is because he didn’t follow (through on) it.

An apple seed of an idea didn’t get planted. Time to start making ‘hard cider’.

Falling fruit only leads to certain kinds of knowledge.

You pee in a box of gravel?

I feel that the fact that “that wasn’t it” is it.

♪♪ “Don’t sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me!” ♪♪ ~ Glen Miller…….

That must have been a rotten apple to get an idea like that…

“I sat in a tree and dropped apples on his head”“Is that how he discovered gravity?”“No he told me to push off out of his tree. I explained it to him that night over dinner.”- Dr Who

Okay, now I’m curious. What does happen if I eat catnip? …be right back.

Never tried it but my cat loved it

What are you doing Mastroianni? Starting another social media challenge. Kids eating catnip!!! Why did you do it?

“Wait, there’s a force that made that apple hit me on the head! It’s… It’s… It’s a squirrel!”

The Newton story is considered true by historians. Funny how the apple, with an evil rap from the Bible, became so important in science.

Isaac Newton he aint

In the words of Curls; it grieves me to think how close you came to immortality.

What if we all loved our neighbors as ourselves?

Keep sitting under that tree, there are a lot of apples yet to fall. One of those shots could bring you eternal fame.

Many a man saw many an apple fall to the ground. Only Newton wondered why it fell down rather than toward a distant mountain.

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Sir Isaac Newton, he isn’t.

Hey, it’s calculus of gravity.

tastes like mint. Catnip tea tastes like mint. Never smoked it though.