The doomsday question for which there is no good answer! The ONLY way out of that one is for Jon to joke, “If you ever did lose weight, don’t worry. I found it!” It might lessen a bit the proverbial kicking of the tail he would get, no matter how he answered that question.
Proper response: I support whatever decision you make because I love you. Navigating that minefield is one of the things you have to learn to do when you get married.
If i was Jon I’d tell Liz she looks perfect just the way she is now but knowing Jon he’s going to say something stupid that’ll land him in the dog house. The funny part is he already knows it.
“Honey. You are just perfect the way you are. However, if you believe that you need to lose weight, you know that I will support you and help you to attain your goal.” Best that I can come up with aside from just hanging up on her…..
Clarence almost 3 years ago
Speaking of New Year’s Resolution, what will Garfield’s resolution be
Comicfan (I can't think of a better name) almost 3 years ago
What if Liz and Jon marry this year
codycab almost 3 years ago
“You’re great just the way you are.” Happy new year! Here’s to a better one with more Garfield!
arjun.shriv almost 3 years ago
Depends upon how much she pigged out at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
Brilliant, Jon.
JD'Huntsville'AL almost 3 years ago
Happy MMXXII y’all.
BJ40 almost 3 years ago
If anyone who’s watched, the UK TV show Dad’s Army, Corporal Jones always quotes “DON’T PANIC, DON’T PANIC !!!”
BigDaveGlass almost 3 years ago
“But that will be less to cuddle”
RebelOConner almost 3 years ago
it’s a trap!
BlitzMcD almost 3 years ago
The doomsday question for which there is no good answer! The ONLY way out of that one is for Jon to joke, “If you ever did lose weight, don’t worry. I found it!” It might lessen a bit the proverbial kicking of the tail he would get, no matter how he answered that question.
MichaelAxelFleming almost 3 years ago
Does this strip make my butt look fat?
Gent almost 3 years ago
It gonna be a tough year for Jon.
DamnHappyChappy almost 3 years ago
My reply would be “Whatever make you happy, makes me happy”
theincrediblebulk almost 3 years ago
https://youtu.be/3_4BrQeTFKo
new years resolutions
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Jon’s in trouble again.
karmakat01 almost 3 years ago
and he STILL doesn’t understand the BASE AUTOMATIC ANSWERS!!! oy…
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
If she doesn’t like the way she looks, she should contact Jim Davis and ask to be drawn differently.
edmund_graham almost 3 years ago
As long as he doesn’t say “You don’t look that bad Liz”I made that mistake once…never again
Geophyzz almost 3 years ago
Come over here in that skimpy bikini of yours, so that I can make an informed judgement.
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
Jon’s version of the Kobayashi Maru…
RobinHood almost 3 years ago
The answer is NO, always NO!
RoadTrip3500 almost 3 years ago
That was dirty, Liz…
One of the 12 monkeys almost 3 years ago
Good luck with the answer John !
Gandalf almost 3 years ago
If he hesitated for even a second, he’s doomed!
mourdac Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“DANGER, Will Robinson!”
Mentor397 almost 3 years ago
Just hang up. Tell her your phone battery died. Trust me, whatever happens then, it’ll be easier.
Darryl Heine almost 3 years ago
I wish Jon used FaceTime on his iPhone to talk to Liz video style (even like ZOOM chat).
mikehop23 almost 3 years ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR
bobpeters61 almost 3 years ago
Welcome aboard the Kobayashi Maru, Jon.
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
Jon just can’t ever seem to catch a break.
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
I think the best answer is, “It doesn’t matter what I think. You do you this year.”
w16521 almost 3 years ago
Girlfriends and wives are experts at those trapping questions.
KEA almost 3 years ago
lose lose
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
Forget it Jon, your hesitation in answering already put you in deep kimchi.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Jon thinks he should lose some weight too. Most likely Liz…
DM2860 almost 3 years ago
If she wants to lose 140 pounds of ugly fat, break up with Jon.
sobrown51 almost 3 years ago
Only acceptable answer is “You are perfect as you are but do what makes you happy.”
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Just tell her you love her just the way she is….then hang up
xSigoff Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Proper response: I support whatever decision you make because I love you. Navigating that minefield is one of the things you have to learn to do when you get married.
Bruce1253 almost 3 years ago
To quote Monty Python, “Run Away, Run Away!!”
blakerl almost 3 years ago
I never speak of New Year’s Resolutions, they always go wrong.
donwestonmysteries almost 3 years ago
How much does Jon weigh? That’s how much she should lose.
Natarose almost 3 years ago
she loses any more weight and there won’t be anything for Jon to hold onto.
mpeet611 almost 3 years ago
If i was Jon I’d tell Liz she looks perfect just the way she is now but knowing Jon he’s going to say something stupid that’ll land him in the dog house. The funny part is he already knows it.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
“Honey. You are just perfect the way you are. However, if you believe that you need to lose weight, you know that I will support you and help you to attain your goal.” Best that I can come up with aside from just hanging up on her…..
Hello Sweetie almost 3 years ago
The answer to that is “I love you as you are, as you were and as you will be”.
WentHulk almost 3 years ago
I’ll bet you do Jon. THAT is a dangerous question to answer.
mail2jbl almost 3 years ago
It’s simple, Jon: Tell her she doesn’t have any weight to lose.
donut reply almost 3 years ago
Jon’s squeak out answer: I think Garfield should lose some weight.
Firestar almost 3 years ago
Same here, Garfield. What’s the answer, Jon? :)
Johnny Appleseed almost 3 years ago
If he says “yes” he’s dead
Johnny Appleseed almost 3 years ago
Happy New Year everybody!!!
jirachifan almost 3 years ago
kijhgf
little big nate over 1 year ago
end the call destroy your phone and lock the doors