Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 19, 2021

Eating it was the best case scenario. Ever heard the story of Prince Pondicherry?

Well now that’s just silly. and some how not at all what I expected.

So Bill subscribes to Homer Simpson’s belief “It’s everyone’s fault, but my own.”.

Well either way, HOW DARE YOU MAKE BILL GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION MARIGOLD?! Surely that would at least authorize a slap on the hoof?

You’re a monster Bill

I suspect that Bill is really a cool dude. ;)

Whose idea was it to construct a house of chocolate in the first place?

So Bill is that kind of person… I really understand why Marigold is annoyed by him.

Kurosawa would be proud.

A gingerbread house I might believe, but a chocolate one? !

With nuts?

I’d comment on how dumb Bill is, but I’m just realizing from panel 1 that I’ve never seen a horse sit. Is that what it looks like? Her hind legs look like a rabbit’s.

That’s the thing about edible houses. They don’t last as long as you want them to.

I really must try that excuse with my wife…

I knew listening to Bill was a bad idea.

“That monster… she made me break my diet (and eat my house)!” is not how I envisioned this story going.

“And now he follows me around, telling everyone I ever meet to stay away from me. It started getting old around two hundred years ago.” “Wait, are humans the only talking creatures that cash out as early as we do?”

You would think that most beings would have learned by now that edible houses are just not the way to go.

Exactly as I thought. Bill was omitting some serious context to his claims.

If this story makes it into the animated series, will we be able to buy duck monster candy houses?

After that whole thing with the gingerbread house, my doctor told me to avoid edible dwellings.

Marigold is the devil. “The Devil made me do it” by Flip Wilson.

No kidding! Nice finish!

There are always MORE than two sides.

I knew the duck was a d*ck somehow, but I hadn’t thought he was one of the “Look what you made me do” variety.

On the chocolate house, maybe the sun came up and melted it!

You just can’t trust drakes named Bill…

“Plus there was the biscuit raft…”

truer words were never spoken

3: your side, my side and the truthful side.