That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 03, 2021

After Sergei shaved his armpits, he used the hair to augment his beard.

Who’s this man with a long scraggly beard? / His expression is anguished and weird. / Some, at court, find him sexy. / They say he cured Alexei, / earning just enough “clout” to be feared. /// This “mad” mystic and monk called Rasputin, / has tsarina in thrall, no disputin’. / So some nobles decide / he be fed cyanide, / and when that doesn’t work, they start shootin’. /// This was one very hard to kill Russian; / shot and drowned and a nasty concussion. / Thus ‘twas Grigori’s fate / to be victim of hate. / Yet, to History, what repercussion?

Ansel’s aggrieved and it shows.

The beer vendor’s suitably close

to sell him a brew

and a hot dog or two,

but won’t until Ansel gets clothed.

Troy learned from “It Happened One Night,”

that hitch-hiking can be set aright

by showing some skin

to lure a ride in,

but naked? Well … oh hell, I might.

That feeling you have when you realize there is no TP.

Raise your hand if you’re sure!

No toilet paper? Alas!

But Jake, being up to the task,

finds a face mask (quite old)

behind the commode …

“Hello, clean bottom?” Don’t ask.

Portrait of Sergei, former oligarch and recent emigrant to Siberia.

Latest hipster trend, the invisible shirt, at least that is what Hudson was told…

Kirill’s hairless on arms, legs and torso, / and he only had shaved once before, so / his full beard has grown free, / but what we cannot see / is his pubes are as long (even more so).

I have to admit I kind of spewed spit on my screen when I saw this. roflol

“My name IS NOT RALPH!!! Must you keep making those noises!!!!

Never having heard “stall” used in the context of a bathroom, I had to Google it… Now I’m even more confused, because not one of the images displayed actually show a bath or even a bathroom… What I’m looking at here are TOILET stalls, and that actually makes a little more sense… Unless there’s something else I’m missing here…

“Ok now turn your head and cough.”

“Now lean over the table. You’re gonna feel a little pressure.”

“Doc it hurts when I raise my arm.”

“Don’t raise your arm.”

Good one! Lol

Che Guevara making sure the photographer captured his best side for the execution photo. Somehow he knew his picture would be on T-shirts fifty years from now! After all, one of the advantages of dying young is that you look good in the coffin.

Russia- it’s the pits !

Just get rid of the beard, Gregori, and you’re ready to join the Bolshoi.

On his chin he has copious hair

But it’s notably absent elsewhere

His torso is glabrous

But ethics are scabrous -

Of the rest of him – ladies, beware !

Nikolay regrets that 5th helping of cabbage soup.

He’s in one of his world-famous snits..

(He has torn his T-shirt to bits !)

The means he’s employed

To tell us he’s annoyed

Is to send us a whiff of his pits…

The limericks are here fast and furious. I’m laughing so hard it’s injurious. The artist was serious, but still I’m quite curious, Why obsolete art is so humorous. Not great, I know, but opus #1. I stand on the shoulders of giants.

“One day, I’ll wake up and be blessed / With abundant hair on my chest. / Till then, I must sigh / With no doubt as to why / My wife remains so unimpressed.”

When your canvas is small and your subject is claustrophobic.

Willem Dafoe in a scene from The Last Temptation of Christ I think…

Taking his first and only walk on the wild side.

“#3 THAT’S THE GUY!” The latest victim of the Armpit Flasher had no trouble picking the culprit from the police lineup.

From the distressed look on Anton’s face, it is obvious that, once again, his underarm deodorant has failed him.

Hey anybody there, I need toilet paper!

Next time I’ll use Nair.

Semi-nude Male: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:KOSAKOWSKI,1877.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly A4 paper size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/12/masterpiece-2837.html 

I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

Our local city parks all use metal toilet seats. You gotta really need to before you can sit on one of those.

On our honeymoon many years back, we stayed at a cabin at Lake Arrowhead, Calif. It was very cold. My wife asked me to warm up the toilet seat during the night before she would use it. I did it for the 3 days we were there. It still brings a smile and a laugh…..

easing down on the sex toy Aurthur was a bit apprehensive, thinking why he bought it in the first place

d1234dick <<<

Nothing’s as suspicious as a sex toy with her dishes … in the mo-o-ornin’

Presenting Thelonius Zach

who’d give you the shirt off his back.

Then should he bequeath his skivvies beneath,

it’s time you should hit the road, Jack.

“Some help please?”

Dr. Arliss Loveless getting ready for bed.

Munitia! Ms. Lipvonreader! I’m ready for bed now!

In the Shelter, Shea showered ‘til dirt-less, / after having been mugged, which had hurt less / than the theft of his clothes / (though they’d bloodied his nose). / Now, he’s homeless and pants-less and shirtless.