Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 27, 2021

Congratulations, Pam. You’ve raised them well.

Pam: We’ll, I’m gonna call him Chump at the Dump.

What goes around comes around.

The Snitch in the Kitch might rat on her fat.

Turn around is fair play.

Do unto others…

Elf on the shelf to snitch in the kitch, to gremlin in the garbage.

I’ll take her just as she is.

Ain’t payback a bee-yatch?

Roast on a toast?

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Never underestimate your kids.

I don’t think she needs to diet

Snitchin’ in the kitchen

Hire the cat to take care of the elf and make it look like an accident

Pam is way hot and doesn’t need to get skinnier!

Want to maintain perfection.

Two kids are getting too big for their britches. Put the elf in the kids rooms to make sure they make their beds.

The Anti-Gobblin’ Goblin.

doesn’t look like she needs to diet.

So sad the “Elf, Snitch in the Kitch” shot on January the 2nd.

Or as my dad would say ‘Elf with a shelf up his . . .’

Perfect!

I can’t help but think that the Elf’s face looks like someone familiar…

Isn’t there something called the Nanny-Cam?

We raise our kids to be smart and then guess what happens? They start being smart!

If you are always doing right, you don’t need to be afraid of being checked up on.

Fink by the Sink?

Pam does not need to diet, her figure is fabulous.