Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 26, 2021

Just because you were texting while spinning your web doesn’t mean you won’t catch flies.

In fact someone has given spiders various “recreational drugs” (spider size dosage). The resulting webs were… interesting.

Has he reached his destination yet?

“Oh what a tangled web we weave …”

Aimless web browsing.

Did we have some fireflies filled with firewater this Christmas, spidey?

Looks like Siri needs an upgrade.

I’d go with the natural God given ability rather than anything off the Internet.

GPS does not always give you the best directions.

For some, going on instinct, is best.

Learning web design online, eh.

That was one tough bug, but the spider won.

“Recalculating” “Recalculating” “Recalculating”

NASA at it again:

https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/tech-old/272278/nasa-gave-spiders-drugs-how-their-webs-changed-when-high-on-weed-lsd-and-caffeine/

Stop that scrolling…it’s not the pattern I taught you…so many get so “caught” up in the web!

“Hey, I call it modernism.”

Googled “spider eyes.” Multi-taskers.

This seems like a commentary on what has become a big problem in the world with those who are constantly obsessed with their cell phones, all the while not giving things such as their jobs, driving or loved-ones the attention they need and deserve.

Wenb-browsing on LSD.

Watch out for that tree!

Before I saw the phone I thought cannabis was looking for the spliff.

In a study done decades ago, spiders given LSD wove even more intricate & precise webs.

Spiders given caffeine wove webs that looked like the one on the right.

SpinToc. Gotta keep working on those metrics.

Don’t weave and text.

IKEA web assembly with instructions.

a little thc in the nog!

Oh what a tangled web we weave when we venture to receive.