Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 12, 2022

By this point Winky ought to be in great shape to go run a marathon.

Think of the exercise your spleen is about to get, Winky!

Think of the huge fortune I will make because I own every spare spleen within 20 parsecs.

Too bad the mad scientist can’t see his way to protect Winky with a robot guardian. Who is Winky to the scientist? Winky acts like he’s his father.

And don’t worries. You will be provided with an unlimited supplies of free spleens too.

not sure if Winky is doing “jazz hands”, lunges or both!

Do the make good listeners for people who talk a lot?

“Other than THAT, Mrs. Lincoln…”

Do robots have spleens?

From “Robin Hood Men in Tights”…

Sheriff of Rottingham: [thinking] The bad news in a good way. Yes, I can do that. The bad news in a good way. Well, here it goes.

[hysterically]

Sheriff of Rottingham: W-wait till you hear this! I just saw Robin of Locksley, he’s back from the crusades.

[laughs]

Sheriff of Rottingham: You know, he just beat the crap out of me and my men.

[laughs]

Sheriff of Rottingham: He hates you and he loves your brother, Richard!

[laughs]

Sheriff of Rottingham: And…

[laughs]

Sheriff of Rottingham: … he wants to see you hanged!

[laughs]

Sheriff of Rottingham: We, we’re in a lot of trouble!

[laughs and snorts loudly]

Prince John: [furious] What, are you crazy? Why are you laughing? This is terrible news!

‘You are being eaten up by cancer, buy my, your weight loss is doing great!’

He’s “Bot-Spleening” again… ☺

Killbot is such a harmful name to his esteem (“Gratefully Dead-bot” it should be) and stereotypical of our robotic friends (Skynet is really trying to heal our planet that’s all. Stop being robocist)

Toby looks like a gray “Johnny 5”!

Ah, great. What management has been waiting for. “You’re fired, but look at how much free time you’ll have now.”

I used to think, who would allow a child to be so abused by the doctor who is his guardian? But then I learned that Winky is actually a clone……of Ensign Kenny.

Can running for your like be considered exercise?

Berserk? Doing what built to do.

If it’s a Killbot, is it worse when it goes berserk?

Why is Winky kneeling?