Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 05, 2022

A bit too early for halloween

I guess you have to pay the VIP rates to see a spell actually being cast.

Lots of sickos out there, Wiz.

If you’re being chased by an evil taxidermist, don’t play dead.

Are we supposed to recognize them or are they just generic hipsters?

Did you, the Wiz, give them any new tats?

Eh but who is they? The New Addams Family retcon remake?

Goths.

If you’re going to have tourists, Wiz, you may want to open up a souvenir shop!

And here is my collection of horror comics, and this is the computer where I read GoComics. HEY! YOU DIDN’T PAY!!!

Wow! Who knew the Wiz would have Goth groupies. I wonder if Peter Jackson hangs around too?

Make sure you have security….these two are well known to come back during the night and rob your goodies….

I wonder if Google is in that orb of evil.

Had a contractor tell me it was a big job at the Funeral Home and that it would cost an arm and leg. I told him I could pay him we can pay that….

This guy I knew was fed huge dinner by taxidermist. Boy, was he stuffed!

Rating – 2 stars – not even a good summoning.

isn’t this a bit late for halloween?

Modern labs are boring in comparison. They are usually just a number of boxes hooked up to a PC. :)

never too early for halloween.some people celebrate it all year long.

when i was in high school,the goths were one of the cliques.

1980’s headline in the Wallowa County Chieftain “New Taxidermist Mounts Anything.”

Has Wiz gone into real estate or museum curation?

I’ve been on my Diabetes groups too long, I thought at first he was referring to loss of limbs due to Diabetes!

cha Goths. Go figure. And put on some shoes, how ’bout it?

“Come into the lab and. . . see what’s on the slab. I see you shiver with antici. . . "

That’s one way to scare punks, Wiz.

“They” must be Goth?