Herman by Jim Unger for February 26, 2022

Either he’s really short. Or there’s no wall behind that filing cabinet.

I’m guessing he was a cabinet member.

One tech’s advice during layoffs was to go into the restroom, get into a stall, climb on to the toilet and squat down. “If they can’t find ya….”

A typewriter?

He at least could have disguised things by leaving a paper in the typewriter.

For some reason this reminds me of one of the funniest interviews I’ve ever seen especially starting at the 3 minute mark…

https://vimeo.com/118128732

Putting off the inevitable.

They call this ‘The Morgue’

Vivarium.

Costanza?

Amazon sells typewriter keyboards for iPads and computers…I want one

If he’s that reluctant to leave, he must really love his job.

Herman just wants a stapler like everyone else’s.

My first electric typewriter was a Casio. You typed a whole line, then pressed"enter" for it to print. If you made a mistake, you couldn’t fix it.

I once worked for a guy who would fire me at least three times a week and I’d quit four times!

He was laying on the job!

Dead accounts file.

But sir, I am at home. Remember you rented me this drawer.

Must be a funeral home. Where else would offices be in a drawer and not a cubicle???

And if it wasn’t for algebra writing formulas in [then] Lotus and now Excel would be difficult

But if you insist on running your own morgue, you’ll have to deal with them hanging around!

Trying to nap in file cabinet, Herman? That reminds me when George Costanza was trying to nap in his office.

Hong Kong Phooey, number one super-guy.

“But looky at what I found in the confidential files.”

“You weren’t joking?? Can I at least continue to live in my condo here?”