P1 Gilpa works harder than he has in weeks as he snaps off a round of EES and awakens from his trance when he realizes he might actually have to act like a coach and discipline one of his players
With this recent EES epidemic, this the most excitement since Big Bob Stuff Ottewill was dating Darby Kiser, the teen mom of that huge toddler Jaxon. The kid should be old enough to play left tackle.
“I couldn’t believe it either, Coach. Don Vito always gives me a piece of the collection, this guy thought I worked for free! Oh yeah, you okay with me shaving a few points next game? Mr. Vito said he was working on something pretty special.
How many times have we seen Gil pull a kid out of class? And has it ever been the case where it could not wait until in between classes, lunch, or the end of the day? NOPE. And speaking of waiting, if you’ve been waiting for today’s Mopped Up Thorp, wait no more.
Wait, is that Pranit? The guy who looks so much like Gil that the MUT plot has been to the effect that he may be Jami returned from his stint in a south Asian sweatshop and looking for revenge? Why does he suddenly have dark skin? Did the south Asian sun exposure suddenly cumulatively kick in between last week’s strips and now?
Johnny Q Premium Member over 2 years ago
Gil took a cut of the profits…
bitsy twill over 2 years ago
Sheesh, Gil, way to out Gordon as the snitch. Half the school knows about the betting…why mention the “assault” part?
WMF1958 over 2 years ago
Red Forman-we need your foot!
Charks over 2 years ago
It’s time for — THE LEARNING MOMENT!
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
P4 “WHAAATTT? That would be allegedly coach, Gordon is batsh*t crazy and hates me, he’ll do or say just about anything to destroy me.”
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
You realize that kids have gotten sent to overseas sweatshops for lesser offenses, don’t you Prank?
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
P1 Gilpa works harder than he has in weeks as he snaps off a round of EES and awakens from his trance when he realizes he might actually have to act like a coach and discipline one of his players
bearwku82 over 2 years ago
With this recent EES epidemic, this the most excitement since Big Bob Stuff Ottewill was dating Darby Kiser, the teen mom of that huge toddler Jaxon. The kid should be old enough to play left tackle.
grshprnh over 2 years ago
Having that discussion in the hallway, jeeeesh!
The Pro from Dover over 2 years ago
Let me tell ya,
You’ve got to know when to hold ’em
Know when to fold ’em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you’re sittin’ at the table
There’ll be time enough for countin’
When the dealin’s done
Irish53 over 2 years ago
P 4: “… Smith!… we take things like butter knives, bookmaking, and assault very very serious here…”
Mr Reality over 2 years ago
In all reality , you’ve got a beating coming. Moose , Rocco take over ! Thanks Gil ,with pleasure .
chiphilton over 2 years ago
They sure love pulling kids out of class at Milford.
chiphilton over 2 years ago
And isn’t this a case for the assistant principal anyway?
hifirick1953 over 2 years ago
P4 Running with scissors. Swimming after eating. …………
artegal over 2 years ago
I bet it pales in comparison to drinking hard cider at a party, though!
timbob2313 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Who did the art in panels #2 and 3? They both look like something done during a HS art class
twainreader over 2 years ago
1: Damn, he beat me to it!
2: Get that punk out of my class
3: Give me 50 laps
cholly3 over 2 years ago
I wish they would go back to the plots of the 1960s. Of course, that wish presumes there is a plot.
metals24 over 2 years ago
P2- Today’s lesson is “How to draw an eye chart”.
Bluedarter over 2 years ago
“I couldn’t believe it either, Coach. Don Vito always gives me a piece of the collection, this guy thought I worked for free! Oh yeah, you okay with me shaving a few points next game? Mr. Vito said he was working on something pretty special.
genez over 2 years ago
Sarcasm does not befit you, Coach.
dadjo over 2 years ago
Overreacting. Huh, that’s probably what caused the G man to drop 40 lbs. and 20 years.
Mopman over 2 years ago
How many times have we seen Gil pull a kid out of class? And has it ever been the case where it could not wait until in between classes, lunch, or the end of the day? NOPE. And speaking of waiting, if you’ve been waiting for today’s Mopped Up Thorp, wait no more.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/Need coffee over 2 years ago
Wait, is that Pranit? The guy who looks so much like Gil that the MUT plot has been to the effect that he may be Jami returned from his stint in a south Asian sweatshop and looking for revenge? Why does he suddenly have dark skin? Did the south Asian sun exposure suddenly cumulatively kick in between last week’s strips and now?