Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 02, 2022

One thing Trump doesn’t want to talk about is size.

No! Let the pin out and spare us a world of misery. Twenty years from now.

Someone who is 6’ 3" and not obese never has to worry about size.

Trump looks downright non-parodic. IMHO. Weird.

So, is it “Pop” or “Dad”? Consider consistency, Earl.

I guess if Duke doesn’t get the pin back in, it’ll really be “POP”…

Forget the pin, Duke!!

Just hurl your grenade at that Orange Baboon and save our country years of misery!!

If it really was Trump, the obvious answer is ‘me’.

Given all that happened after 2016, starting with the whole debacle about the crowd size at the inauguration, this is scary prophetic.

Hmmm tiny hands , tiny feet , tiny brain.. Yup that’s Trump alright lol

Is there one Trump hater, even just one, with a brain?

Didn’t think so.

Amazing how much better-looking Trudeau draws him when he was just an apolitical celebrity (though probably Republican-leaning just for wealth’s sake) rather than a Republican politician, and worse, a Republican president.

Trump- stumped? He usually just starts babbling some roundabout string of broken, unrelated half-stories (which he calls ‘beautiful, flowing sentences’… probably because they keep going on and on even longer than this one.) He never wants it to sound as if he isn’t right on top of the situation with plenty of… ahem… information and facts.

On the subject of size, only 0.0000075 percent of the population of the United States participated in the Trump Insurrection of January 6, 2022. Tiny.

Remember: Once you pull Mr. Pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.

People wrapped up in themselves make very small packages.

Dammit!

Billy Bush should have torpedoed Trump with that tape in 2005 & saved us all a lot of anguish.

If you’re talking about size of the brain, Trump can think of plenty of other things that are more important.

One thing is certain, BenaDick Donald is the biggest traitor the White House has ever seen.

All aboard the tRump train – it’s on the express track to hell.

The Russians got that covered, on tape!

Big league even then.

Wait, I thought Duke holed up in Colorado? When did he move to southern AZ?

It’s hard to understand, with what we knew about this that yahoo 25 years ago, how we have ended up with him being…

Off topic; It was 50 years ago today BD was awarded his first purple heart. While he was wandering around lost and and meeting Phred he cut his hand opening a beer.

Quality. He used to talk about quality, instead of just lying.