Prickly City by Scott Stantis for March 04, 2022

Okay. I’ll cut Scott some slack here.

It’s been said that he, too, suffered the COVID, a probable explanation for this week’s installments.

Just asking, where was he when this was still a hot topic?

2 of the 3 dimensions are fake? Don’t bother trying to explain string theory to him. Or even space-time.

Magas live in the Twilight Orange Zone, a dimension of mindless idiocy that cannot be reasoned with!

Well, then — he has “a point” there. (conf. “Flatland,” Edwin A. Abbott)

Our Governor just lifted the mask mandate for most circumstances. Does anyone else feel it’s weird not wearing a mask?

How messed up do you have to be to think that all the doctors and scientists have conspired to lie to you, but Tucker Carlson is telling the truth?

The fake dimensions are a new conspiracy to me, but it’s not any crazier than some of the ones I have heard of. Scott, stop giving the nutjobs ideas.

Your people Carmen.

Well, Ms. Politician, take off that mask. I’m not voting for you if I can’t see your lying face. And if I see that you’re lying, I’m not voting for you.

Is that Governor DeSantis’ house?

(gets reminded of what I had believed to had been a certain definition from a certain “Century Dictionary” by this cartoon)

“covid”

“A variable measure of length in use in India and neighboring countries. The covids of Batavia, Madras, Bombay, and Calcutta are stated at from 18 to 18.6 inches; those of Mocha and Sumatra at from 15 to 16 inches. The covid of China is the chin, equal to 14.1 inches.”

Two of the five dimensions are fake. Height, width, and depth are real, but glabth and crenth have been debunked.

Stanton’s, does that mean that having to wear a mask is no longer Worse Than The Holocaust?

Funny about how we went from “THE WINTER OF DEATH” to dropping mandates when election polls drop for the mask supporters. It’s all about keeping their phony baloney jobs. They could care less if we live or die as long as they can stay in office and go from a used Chevy to being millionaires in 6 years .

“Sir, may I inject you with the ‘virus’ so that you can prove to me that it’s actually fake?”

I see you found a libertarian.