That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 07, 2022

“Thanks for letting me get the water from the pond before you washed your kids diapers in it.”

“You have to be firm. Tell him ‘no ticket, no laundry’.”

Yeah, I’d like to date more. But it’s just so hard to find a guy who isn’t threatened by the big stick that I carry.

Yeah, if you pile your hair on top of your head and them put a scarf over it, it makes it look like you have a really big brain. All the guys go wild for that.

No, your problem is that your jugs are too small

Cynthia made her fortune by smuggling heroin in clay jars.

“why yes, I do sometimes get that ‘unfresh feeling’”

♪♫"Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw

Had two big horns and a wooly jaw

Wooly bully, wooly bully…."♪♫

—Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs

“So the Rabbi says a blessing for the Tsar…”

“God bless and keep the Tsar (Putin)….far away from us!”

— Fiddler on the Roof

Apologies to everyone except Putin

“Nice jugs honey. I meant that in a sisterly way.”

/// We both work very hard, heaven knows.

You at scrubbing the dirt out of clothes.

Walking burdened, I lug

every water-filled jug,

while you’ve one foot and hop on your toes.

a water carrier and a washerwoman walk into a bar…

Uber Eats first generation

Woman on the right: “Yes, I am Irish. How did you know.”

I think that implementation of this resource for increased water procurement will look great on my resume.

Svetlana is known on the farm /

for the power of her right arm/

She finds it a quandary:

Though effective on laundry/

It detracts from her girlish charm…

Girls rarely find it to be pleasant / To be a “Good” and “Productive” Russian peasant. / Told by an all male Political Committee, / On pain of exile or death, what they’re expected to be: / Namely silent, barefoot, and pregnant.

Brokeback Mountain 2

This time let’s wait until they refuse to pay for their jug and laundry service before we hit them on the head with the paddle.

Sevtlana explaining to her friend that floating makes the day go by faster.

“You should have seen his face when I said, ‘No tickee, no washee’!”

A peek into the nascent Russian BDSM scene.

So my husband told me he wants more sex and less vegetables!

Ukraine? What’s that?

I would have been happy if my wife made more money than me. However, she didn’t. All she did was to save the money she earned and spent mine. Smart gal, but stupid in the very long run…..

“Life is getting hard for lumberjacks here in the Deep Woods.”

I’ve got the paddle for tonight’s kink, but I’m not sure you have the correct idea regarding being a milkmaid.

Now, Olga’s got some new lyrics for Paddlin’ Madeline Home!

and not just for hurling invective/

she is far more effective/

at correcting defectives/

when she uses her club as corrective..

I’m on my way to Ukraine. and I’ll beat those Russians silly.

What! Stalin is dead. Now the Ukraine is free at last.

See … I told you the earth was flat.

/// Two peasant serfs born in Siberia

judged jobs by competing criteria.

Pure clean water fought thirst;

but was cleanliness first?

In her way, each one battled bacteria.

Scarf: Did you hear about Mabel? Somebody has completely knocked her out of her senses!

Shawl: I know! She is wanting to go to town to be a barkeep or hostess or something! How absurd!

Scarf: She doesn’t know what she is missing. This is the good life!