Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 25, 2022

Time to dust off that resume

The colourist got the colours wrong. The head honcho should have a spray on tan and orange hair

That first order of business is not at all suspicious – yet as it is the first order, has been recorded in the meeting minutes for future reference.

Nope. If I’m going to jail, you’re going with me.

“Actually, Chief, last quarter’s financial report pretty much validates the last part of that statement.”

In that case, isn’t it the “first disorder of busniess”??!

“And you . . . lady on the left . . . is that your hair or are you wearing a flattened paper sack on top of your head?”

Only missing detail is the gold parachute and flight bag for each board member. Head dogs are not the only ones who should take the hit.

Second order….. Quit, and then start working out a deal with the head prosecutor and the D.A..

Also the moment they realize they are about to be thrown under the bus.

I wonder what ever happened to those high muckity muck guys at Enron and Arthur Andersen? Maybe they went to Wells Fargo?

T-rump Enterprises in a nutshell.

police, gun and handcuffs is how you tell your going to jail.

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye

Isn’t this covered in Introduction to Business?

Biden incorporated??

The financial advisors have already quit.

“Who are you?”

All too common a sight.

And don’t forget to watch Clarence Thomas’ new reality TV show;“Married To A Nut”.

In addition to the “like” button, we should have a “TDS” button.

Next is the formation of the special council. Then the erasure of hard drives and deleting of all emails

“Grand jury proceedings are sealed, aren’t they? Then, sure.”

On a totally unrelated note, does anybody here want free room and board for the next five to seven years?

Is this similar to “I Never read the E-mail that went out under my Name begging for money to fix my Broken Airplane”??

It should be obvious that Trump did and does run his company from how bad it’s done and the many bad decisions. Bankrupt a casino ? That’s Olympic level bad and stupid.

We used to refer to the leaders of our business world as ‘Captains of Industry’ but we can’t do that anymore because ‘Captains’ are supposed to go down with their ship not bail on it.

Business as usual at Trump Tower.

No, he should be bald. Just like a certain Senator from Florida whose Health Care Company was convicted of MASSIVE Medicare fraud… But HE didn’t know anything about that… and plead the 5th many, MANY times.

I keep waiting for one of these guys to plead “Not Guilty because of Total Incompetence” and have the DA then file Fraud Charges because the guy accepted a huge Salary for a job he knew he could not perform.