Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for April 02, 2022

Good morning™, everyone!

Uh-oh, split personality! That never ends well.

I foresee an ambush…

“Personality Integration?”

Good morning™, hot date nights !

Man !  This guy wastes no time. I hope her million dollar insurance is paid up. What happens could do a lot more than a bruised ego and black and blue marks.

Oh Dot, will you never learn. Sigh. And I couldn’t leave without remarking on the evolution of Dot’s skirt. It started out as a pantsuit/long skirt and then shortened to a mid-length skirt. And now it’s a slit skirt. I’m glad the song ended when it did or Dot might have ended up with no skirt at all!

Don’t do it, Dot. I have a feeling you’ll be sorry if you do.

Something for Coffyhead to step all over…

That’s after they do another song for the audieance. “The Twist.” It’s perfect for those arm movements.

“Think of it as a three-way, with just the two of us!”

Flailing arm guy is a nefarious wierdo.

Lemme guess: Matt and Dot go to Coffyhead’s favorite coffee shop and run into him. He and Luigi corner them in an alley and kidnap them both. At the bad guys’ lair, Dot hears what Matt used to do and he says he’s gotten out of the drug business. And Coffyhead tells her he quit after getting a big pile o’ cash from him and he wants his money back. Or else.

I see a tonsillectomy coming eventually!

There’s a place near here that serves a mean cup of coffee.

Yes, a total success. The audience snapped out of their horrified trance and bolted for the exit with nobody being crushed in the mass evacuation.

Tonsils Casanova.

Please let them go to Ghost Pepper’s restaurant and get the blowfish

three is a crowd, sides how are you gonna do that… Clone yourself? wearing half of the clothes you two wear? ya know, why not. Lets make it into kayos. :D

I still don’t understand what is up with his eye.

1-THE PROGRAM’S DIRECTOR: Pull the strings on the cardboard audience that makes their hands appear to clap on 3, 2, 1…

2-ASTRO MICKEY ROONEY: GOLLY GEE WHIZ, JUDY! THAT WAS GREAT! And the old barn never looked so good! DOT JUDY GARLAND: Yeah Mickey but I can’t help but wonder if you’ll ever be more than five feet tall…

3-ASTRO MICKEY: WHAT? Of course I will! I’ve got years to grow yet! DOT JUDY: Well, there’s more than your height that I’m concerned about getting bigger…

ASTRO MICKEY: No worries there. I’ll never let success go to my head, Dot Judy!

DOT JUDY: NOT what I was talking about but from what I heard here today, “success” will never be a problem for you. ASTRO MICKEY: Thank you! HEY! The audience has their cell phones out – they want an encore!!

DOT JUDY: That’s just the Program Director. He always checks his phone after every show to see if any of the jobs he’s applied for have responded. Watch – he’ll throw the phone when he see’s that none have. In 3, 2, 1…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y7PYIe7MPQ

No.

DANGER Dot View DANGER! (paraphrasing a certain robot from a Swiss Foamily Robinson like show set in space.)

Meanwhile, Dick’s migraine at Matt’s awful singing, continues.

The Sonic drive-through is not a good place to have idle/wait time. New Tracy baddie: ’Eaves" S. Laurent, who sticks countless unsuspecting buyers with siding and gutters made of substandard pressed paper painted to look like aluminum.

Doug does Tonsils’ dance: https://www.gocomics.com/dogeatdoug/2022/04/01

C. W. McCall the singer/songwriter who had a massive hit with “Convoy” and also inspired a film of the same name, died yesterday at the age of 93.

When he picks up the check for dinner…will it be as Tonsil’s or Matt. Probably Matt that would be on his charge card. Surely he is not carrying around a large wad of money to impress somebody. Not in this day and time. Oh, I know, Matt is going to cash app.

“It was like the first time I sang with the original Tonsils”. Does this mean Matt was doing vocal impressions?

Dot…if you are smart….take a raincheck! Next thing Coffyhead and his comrade show up and you get caught up in Matt’s drama. Then it is Deja vu…gosh this all seems so familiar.

Something just occurred to me….Matt will want Dot to duet with him at Vitamin’s Playhouse. Then that is when the gravy will hit the fan.

You can’t trust the taste of a pre-selected studio audience! “Resounding success”? I’d say, just “resounding,” hollowly.

Meanwhile, scuzzy Matt McCullar hits on pensive Dot View.

Don’t go, Dot! You will not enjoy your dining experience: I guarantee it….

The point here is that BTH Dot and the first Tonsils got a raw deal—-and will tragedy repeat itself?

Heck I’M worried!