Garfield by Jim Davis for May 13, 2022

That’s one way to kill someone’s appetite.

why was your sandwich in your shoe in the first place, Mr. Arbuckle?

How has he not been locked up in a mental home or something yet?

It was a fish sandwich. Filet of sole…

Never invite Sam ‘n’ Ella, to a luncheon.

Liz is wise.

Jon must have a really big shoe

You had me at “Sandwich” – you lost me at “Shoe”…

Jon put his foot in it there……

what.on.earth.was.going.on.here?

John’s got stupid beat

“Liz, how do you stay so thin? I listen to my boyfriend’s sandwich in the shoe stories and it kills all desire to want to eat!”

If a man can drink champagne out of a woman’s shoe, why can’t a woman eat lunch out of his?

Don’t blame you!

That is so disgusting, Jon.

Turkey or BLT?

When did Jon become a complete moron?

I have many questions…I think I’m better off not having them answered

I want to fuck the shit out of Jon’s girflend, where are my grandchildren

I guess we didn’t need Garfield for this one, or he was smart enough not to be here.

Mr. Arbuckle, In medical terms you are: deranged, crazy, a lunatic, out of your mind. There is no hope for a cure.

WHAT? You expected filet of SOLE?!?

How did the sandwich get into Jon’s shoe

It would’ve been funnier if he ate the sandwich.

(suggestion: more “Garfield” cartoons with more than three panels for (publishing on) calendar days other than Sunday)

Good call Liz

Jon…the most effective diet for normal human.

No thanks – I just had Botox injection in my lips and am not supposed to eat anything for 24 hours.

When is Jon ever going to learn not to share these sorts of things with Liz?

How do you not notice that for two full weeks?

gross

The only explanation as to why it was in his shoe that I can think of is – Mr. Arbuckle is just a major doofus!

And yet, she still stays with him.

Liz must be a good vet because she sure seems able to handle hopeless causes well.

uh, probably a good sandwich still…

And they say romance is dead…

Did he find it by the smell?

I know there IS a reason why Liz started dating him, maybe pity?

Liz you can do better. And should. ASAP

Smart move, Liz!

HUH?

Good to know Jon’s small talk and dating skills are as sharp as ever!

Filet of soul.

I’m afraid to ask.

For the first time Liz may be thinking of dumping Mr Arcbuckle for sure.

Ew.

yum

What color was the sandwich when you found it, Jon? Green, blue, gray, black, or some other hideous color?

“Ew!” per Jimmy Fallon. #shoefood #vomiting :(-